Kids say the darnest things...

[Andaiz]

autumnbronze:

:rotflmao: okie okie Andaiz, I was in the same line of thought as your DH too ... were you as well??

Nice one :lol:

Me too...actually looked around at the adults to see if they've gotten the drift...and at the same time :? :? :shock: :!: that it could come out of the mouth of a 7 year old.

Then when she revealed the actual adjective, actually, quite :oops:

[buds]

I thought it too! :!: Gosh!

Funny how we think the worst of scenarios. :roll:

[buds]

CSI #1


DD2 : Hey, what's this under your pillow dad?

*Holding up a french cap wrapper*

DD2 : Hor, daddy has treats and never share.

Hubs : Not for kids. This kinda treats only for mummy.

Me : :faint:

CSI #2

DD2 : Hey, not again... :roll:

DD2 : Another treat. And always forget to clear.

Me : Wasn't me. :roll:

Hubs : Nah-uh.. wasn't me either.

DD2 : But you said these treats were not for kids.

DD2 : So can't be me, right?

*Hubs got rid of the evidence*

Us : :siam: and then.... :rotflmao:

CSI #3

DD2 : Ooooh Dadda.. look wat i found... :evil:

Hubs : Wat??? :roll:

DD2 : This.

Hubs : Gimme. That's just rubbish.

DD2 : But this one is not rubbish. :idea: It's not even open!

Rule of thumb : Clear (evidence) rubbish immediately after use. Period.

Thank goodness, it's not my job. :politebleah:

[autumnbronze]

buds:

CSI #1


DD2 : Hey, what's this under your pillow dad?

*Holding up a french cap wrapper*

DD2 : Hor, daddy has treats and never share.

Hubs : Not for kids. This kinda treats only for mummy.

Me : :faint:

CSI #2

DD2 : Hey, not again... :roll:

DD2 : Another treat. And always forget to clear.

Me : Wasn't me. :roll:

Hubs : Nah-uh.. wasn't me either.

DD2 : But you said these treats were not for kids.

DD2 : So can't be me, right?

*Hubs got rid of the evidence*

Us : :siam: and then.... :rotflmao:

CSI #3

DD2 : Ooooh Dadda.. look wat i found... :evil:

Hubs : Wat??? :roll:

DD2 : This.

Hubs : Gimme. That's just rubbish.

DD2 : But this one is not rubbish. :idea: It's not even open!

Rule of thumb : Clear (evidence) rubbish immediately after use. Period.

Thank goodness, it's not my job. :politebleah:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg]

[quote]CSI #1


DD2 : Hey, what's this under your pillow dad?

*Holding up a french cap wrapper*

DD2 : Hor, daddy has treats and never share.

Hubs : Not for kids. This kinda treats only for mummy.

Me :

CSI #2

DD2 : Hey, not again...

DD2 : Another treat. And always forget to clear.

Me : Wasn't me.

Hubs : Nah-uh.. wasn't me either.

DD2 : But you said these treats were not for kids.

DD2 : So can't be me, right?

*Hubs got rid of the evidence*

Us : and then....

CSI #3

DD2 : Ooooh Dadda.. look wat i found...

Hubs : Wat???

DD2 : This.

Hubs : Gimme. That's just rubbish.

DD2 : But this one is not rubbish. It's not even open!

Rule of thumb : Clear (evidence) rubbish immediately after use. Period.

Thank goodness, it's not my job. [/quote] :rotflmao: I got the same problem too!!! Only the boi very thinking how come sweets can eat in the bedroom.

[en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg]

[quote] DH nearly flooored coz I think he was at first wondering if the 5-letter B word was one that rhymed with itch![/quote]
Talking about this word, ds and dd were watching tv. Not sure what show was it but in the middle of it, ds came hopping to me to share about it.

ds: Come mummy, watch this very interesting show with us.
me: Don wan. Lazy, I want to read.
ds: You know what I'm watching. This family kept a piglet and dogs. The piglet is drinking milk from the B I T C H (he spells the word out).
me: Why must you spell the word out?
ds: You know mummy, it is not a very nice word to say.
me: Just say it out, since you are referring to female dog, it's okay.
ds: Wah...don't want. Still not a very nice word.

[buds]

Heyya EN, my girls do the spell-cast too! :rotflmao:

[tankee]

One day, after reading a book on Solar System


DS : Dad … Mom … I’m the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me … and without me, your days will be so dark.

My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right.

[buds]

WOW! Smart aleck you got yourself there! :!:

[Andaiz]

tankee:

One day, after reading a book on Solar System


DS : Dad ... Mom .... I'm the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me ... and without me, your days will be so dark.

My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right.

Wow, great lingustic skill you've got in that one, tankee...I'm impressed!