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    Can penguins fly?

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    • F Offline
      Funx3
      last edited by

      cimman:
      not really, when pigs get angry, they turn green, and becomes the Hulk Pig. You don't want to mess with those.

      Talking About this Angry Green Hulk,
      Have You ever Wonder Why When He Exploded out of Proportions, ALL his Clothes Are Ripped Off, But his Pants (Errrr .... Reduce to Some Sort of Shorts) Never Suffer the Same Fate? :roll: :roll:

      Must Be Made of Very Expandable Spandex ....
      šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜‰

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        Funx3
        last edited by

        KSP:
        But not sure when it opens up its wings will it be longer than the body...... :?

        the Wings Sure Look Super Thin, Light And Fragile ....
        Compared to the Rest of Its Bulky Body, Doesn't it?
        Don't Even have Solid Bones, or whatever to support it, Like what U have in the Eagle Pic ....

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          cimman
          last edited by

          Funx3:
          Talking About this Angry Green Hulk,

          Have You ever Wonder Why When He Exploded out of Proportions, ALL his Clothes Are Ripped Off, But his Pants (Errrr .... Reduce to Some Sort of Shorts) Never Suffer the Same Fate? :roll: :roll:

          Must Be Made of Very Expandable Spandex ....
          šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜‰
          it's a well known fact that Gamma Rays do not affect the groin region.
          This is a law of physics that is enforced by the Board of Film Censors.

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            Way2GO
            last edited by

            cimman:
            Funx3:



            Talking About this Angry Green Hulk,
            Have You ever Wonder Why When He Exploded out of Proportions, ALL his Clothes Are Ripped Off, But his Pants (Errrr .... Reduce to Some Sort of Shorts) Never Suffer the Same Fate? :roll: :roll:

            Must Be Made of Very Expandable Spandex ....
            šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜‰

            it's a well known fact that Gamma Rays do not affect the groin region.
            This is a law of physics that is enforced by the Board of Film Censors.

            cimman, well put.
            n u said it with a straight face! :lol:
            ur law is herein proven:
            http://postimage.org/image/1arxj2txg/

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              Funx3
              last edited by

              cimman:
              it's a well known fact that Gamma Rays do not affect the groin region.

              This is a law of physics that is enforced by the Board of Film Censors.
              I Luv the Way U Reason it on ....
              Board of Film Censors .... ENFORCEMENT!
              :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                cimman
                last edited by

                Way2GO:
                cimman, well put.

                n u said it with a straight face! :lol:
                ur law is herein proven:
                http://postimage.org/image/1arxj2txg/
                If I've had a butt like that, I'm going to crack nuts with it, and offer it to my friends. I'm sure the earthy flavour will go down well.

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                  Way2GO
                  last edited by

                  cimman:
                  If I've had a butt like that, I'm going to crack nuts with it, and offer it to my friends. I'm sure the earthy flavour will go down well.

                  u shd put up a post-it note notifying:
                  Nuts stored in red pouch in front of nutcracker;
                  Pull lever to dispense. šŸ˜‰

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                    corneyAmber
                    last edited by

                    Way2GO:
                    cimman:

                    If I've had a butt like that, I'm going to crack nuts with it, and offer it to my friends. I'm sure the earthy flavour will go down well.


                    u shd put up a post-it note notifying:
                    Nuts stored in red pouch in front of nutcracker;
                    Pull lever to dispense. šŸ˜‰

                    I am truly amazed...how did flying penguin end up here.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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                      Chenonceau
                      last edited by

                      cimman:
                      Funx3:

                      Talking About this Angry Green Hulk,

                      Have You ever Wonder Why When He Exploded out of Proportions, ALL his Clothes Are Ripped Off, But his Pants (Errrr .... Reduce to Some Sort of Shorts) Never Suffer the Same Fate? :roll: :roll:

                      Must Be Made of Very Expandable Spandex ....
                      šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜‰

                      it's a well known fact that Gamma Rays do not affect the groin region.
                      This is a law of physics that is enforced by the Board of Film Censors.

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        markfch
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                        I've been grinning from ear to ear from the first page till the last. You people are just so farnie ....... in a sophisticated, intelligent way you know. :lol:


                        And dw is secretly observing me and must be thinking why am I grinning like an idiot, hehe.

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