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    • M Offline
      micollh
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      and come back to office… feeling sleepy again… help me… tell jokes someone ?

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      • KissguramiK Offline
        Kissgurami
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        tigger88:

        wow, that's early! My kids usually wake up at that time. So by the time they reach cc, almost 9am. On sat, their cc dun have many kids so I dun think they will want to go there. They rather stay home to watch TV. :lol:
        My 2 DD wakes at 7.15 - 7.30am... used to be 7am before (before I screamed) :nosebleed:

        and they don't mind going to CC coz they can play at the playground / be as noisy while at home, they have to follow ground rules
        poppy15:
        so meaning we will need to create this acct when they enter P1 :?
        again so meaning the teachers will ask us to fill in forms & such to open this acct :?

        is this the so call edu save acct? no right? its 2 separate accts rite? :imdrowning: :imdrowning: :?: :?: :?:
        CDA account is different from Edusave. CDA is meant for usage till your child is 6 years. Edusave is meant from 7 years (calendar) onwards . My mum didn't have to do anything, the Edusave was kind of automatically done by MOE. Used to use it for my ECA (CCA).

        1.How can my child make use of the money in his Edusave account?

        Your child can make withdrawals from his Edusave account to pay for:

        ■enrichment programmes organised by his school
        ■2nd-tier miscellaneous fees in government or government-aided schools.
        ■independent school fees in excess of school and standard miscellaneous fees in government schools;
        ■SPED school fees in excess of the school and standard miscellaneous fees in government primary schools
        ■additional miscellaneous fees for autonomous schools and integrated programme schools;
        ■approved fees in junior colleges, centralised institute and pre-university courses;

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        • KissguramiK Offline
          Kissgurami
          last edited by

          Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.


          Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

          “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

          “And what do you deduce from that?”

          Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

          Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

          Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

          Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

          Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

          Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.


          But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

          Holmes is silent for a moment.

          “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

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            micollh
            last edited by

            Kissgurami:
            Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.


            Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

            “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

            “And what do you deduce from that?”

            Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

            Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

            Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

            Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

            Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

            Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.


            But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

            Holmes is silent for a moment.

            “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
            walao.. i read all and the answer so simple but i din realise that muahaha..

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            • KissguramiK Offline
              Kissgurami
              last edited by

              micollh, the joke takes a jibe at being too analytical doesn't help sometimes , you miss the big picture ! :evil:


              and gosh envious of your shopping spree!! i dumped my $$$ onto the new car.. so have to wait till bonus if i wanna go for a spending spree.. :razz:

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              • KissguramiK Offline
                Kissgurami
                last edited by

                When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.


                The Russians used a pencil.


                :rotflmao:

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                  poppy15
                  last edited by

                  Kissgurami:
                  CDA account is different from Edusave. CDA is meant for usage till your child is 6 years. Edusave is meant from 7 years (calendar) onwards . My mum didn't have to do anything, the Edusave was kind of automatically done by MOE. Used to use it for my ECA (CCA).


                  1.How can my child make use of the money in his Edusave account?

                  Your child can make withdrawals from his Edusave account to pay for:

                  ■enrichment programmes organised by his school
                  ■2nd-tier miscellaneous fees in government or government-aided schools.
                  ■independent school fees in excess of school and standard miscellaneous fees in government schools;
                  ■SPED school fees in excess of the school and standard miscellaneous fees in government primary schools
                  ■additional miscellaneous fees for autonomous schools and integrated programme schools;
                  ■approved fees in junior colleges, centralised institute and pre-university courses;

                  :thankyou: Kissgurami for the info 😄

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                    poppy15
                    last edited by

                    Kissgurami:
                    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.


                    Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

                    “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

                    “And what do you deduce from that?”

                    Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

                    Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

                    Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

                    Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

                    Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

                    Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.


                    But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

                    Holmes is silent for a moment.

                    “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
                    :rotflmao: i read this joke before.

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                    • M Offline
                      micollh
                      last edited by

                      Kissgurami:
                      When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.


                      The Russians used a pencil.


                      :rotflmao:
                      :heresmyfish:

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                      • KissguramiK Offline
                        Kissgurami
                        last edited by

                        LKVM, hehehehehe


                        Now I am feeling super duper sleepy.... :snooze:

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