Kids say the darnest things...
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tankee:
wow tankeeOne day, after reading a book on Solar System
DS : Dad ... Mom .... I'm the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me ... and without me, your days will be so dark.
My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right.
his level of understanding is incredible! to be able to relate himself to the sun and you and your wife as the planets :lol: -
tutormum:
....DS3 stood up and before running into the room : I think you need some anger management.
:!: :faint:
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autumnbronze:
buds:
CSI #1
DD2 : Hey, what's this under your pillow dad?
*Holding up a french cap wrapper*
DD2 : Hor, daddy has treats and never share.
Hubs : Not for kids. This kinda treats only for mummy.
Me : :faint:
CSI #2
DD2 : Hey, not again... :roll:
DD2 : Another treat. And always forget to clear.
Me : Wasn't me. :roll:
Hubs : Nah-uh.. wasn't me either.
DD2 : But you said these treats were not for kids.
DD2 : So can't be me, right?
*Hubs got rid of the evidence*
Us : :siam: and then.... :rotflmao:
CSI #3
DD2 : Ooooh Dadda.. look wat i found... :evil:
Hubs : Wat??? :roll:
DD2 : This.
Hubs : Gimme. That's just rubbish.
DD2 : But this one is not rubbish. :idea: It's not even open!
Rule of thumb : Clear (evidence) rubbish immediately after use. Period.
Thank goodness, it's not my job. :politebleah:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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schellen:
Hmmm....so where do you and sashimi eat candies??
luckily, we dun hv such scenarios since we hate \"eating candies in bed\". :rotflmao:
:idea: ...in the kitchen? In the backseat of the car? :evil: :lol: -
tankee:
Fantastic ...One day, after reading a book on Solar System
DS : Dad ... Mom .... I'm the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me ... and without me, your days will be so dark.
My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right.
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BigDevil:
BigDevil,
Hmmm....so where do you and sashimi eat candies??schellen:
luckily, we dun hv such scenarios since we hate \"eating candies in bed\". :rotflmao:
:idea: ...in the kitchen? In the backseat of the car? :evil: :lol:
Do you REALLY want to know, or are you fishing for new ways to \"eat candies\"
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My two and a half yr old DS’s favourite song at the moment:
DS: jingle bum, jingle bum, jingle all the way, oh what fun, it is to ride on my bum bum bum bum bum HEY (shout) …
Ever since he picked up the word, he’s been experimenting its usage in whatever way possible. -
tankee:
WOW! You got yourself a smart, and smart alecky son, i mean SUN there! :rotflmao: :lol:One day, after reading a book on Solar System
DS : Dad ... Mom .... I'm the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me ... and without me, your days will be so dark.
My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right. -
BigDevil:
we hate \"candies\". we prefer its market rival, mirena, anytime, any day.
Hmmm....so where do you and sashimi eat candies??schellen:
luckily, we dun hv such scenarios since we hate \"eating candies in bed\". :rotflmao:
:idea: ...in the kitchen? In the backseat of the car? :evil: :lol:
toothbrush toothbrush toothbrush muahahahaha.... -
autumnbronze:
Well if schellen says they don't eat candies in bed, you can't help wondering where they eat it right?? So pardon me if my imagination runs wild... :evil: :evil:
Do you REALLY want to know, or are you fishing for new ways to \"eat candies\"
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