Kids say the darnest things...
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markfch:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: It's just like when I'm at my student's house. After tuition, sometimes I dismiss them by saying \"you can go.\" One student was confused and asked \"Go where?\". Another was like \" :? I'm at home, what do you mean? Go home?\"Visited my sis during cny and gave ang pow to niece. Niece immediately tried to open it.
Sis: What are you doing?
Niece: I want to see how much big 'jiu jiu' give me.
Sis (sternly): When people give you ang pow, you can only open it at home, understand?
Niece: But now I at home wat
Sis: ??? :? -
jedamum:
:rotflmao:
on the note on assessments, ds1 did one about Uncle A sweeping leaves into Uncle B's yard and Uncle B burns the leaves into fertilizers for his veg patch and then gave some of his harvest to Uncle A causing Uncle A's face to turn red (in embarassement). When the question asked about what Uncle A will do in the future, ds1's answer isbuds:
DD2 and I were doing some assessments couple of days ago.
\"Uncle A will give Uncle B more leaves\".
I said answer is \"Uncle A is so embarassed that he will not sweep leaves into Uncle B's yard again\", ds1 argued that question is asking for \"what Uncle A WILL DO in the future\". :roll: -
Phonics disaster................ :lol: :lol: :lol:
Though dd has heard of the word \"vagina' many times, she may not have visualised it. So recently while walking on the streets....she gave out a loud yell suddenly...
dd:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
me: what? what? what? (my head spinning around)
dd: \"Va-gi-na\" Hotel....what kind of hotel is that?
me: where?
dd: there...up there......
me: I looked up and burst into laughter.... \"Vir-gi-nia\" Hotel my dear....OMG....your eyes and your phonics do not tally....or maybe it's your brain....you choose to see \"na\" instead of \"nia\"
dd: kakakkakakakkakakkakakakakkakakakakakkakakakkakakkakakaka
She could not stop laughing at her own blunder for the whole night.....my silly kid... :rotflmao: -
ks2me:
Another reason not to christian your dd virginia in this part of the world. In case next time she works for a tow-kay with poor pronounciation skills.Phonics disaster................ :lol: :lol: :lol:
Though dd has heard of the word \"vagina' many times, she may not have visualised it. So recently while walking on the streets....she gave out a loud yell suddenly...
dd:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
me: what? what? what? (my head spinning around)
dd: \"Va-gi-na\" Hotel....what kind of hotel is that?
me: where?
dd: there...up there......
me: I looked up and burst into laughter.... \"Vir-gi-nia\" Hotel my dear....OMG....your eyes and your phonics do not tally....or maybe it's your brain....you choose to see \"na\" instead of \"nia\"
dd: kakakkakakakkakakkakakakakkakakakakakkakakakkakakkakakaka
She could not stop laughing at her own blunder for the whole night.....my silly kid... :rotflmao: -
ks2me:
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dd: \"Va-gi-na\" Hotel....what kind of hotel is that?
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markfch:
Another reason not to christian your dd virginia in this part of the world. In case next time she works for a tow-kay with poor pronounciation skills.
Ya boy...heng ah....
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lovekidsverymuch:
Honestly we did not know but where we were, the people's English standard was not high....so I felt that she got lucky....
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: hope not many ppl heard her
So when she screamed about that...I thought for a moment, another bad case of poor English? :lol: :lol: :lol: -
Kids say the most amazing things now.
My daughter asked me whether I lock my door. I told her I don't usually do that. She asked, 'Then how do you kiss and hug?' :!: :!:
I asked her where she heard/learnt that from. She said her classmate told her that her parents lock the door when they want to kiss and hug.
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janet_lee88:
Kids say the most amazing things now.
My daughter asked me whether I lock my door. I told her I don't usually do that. She asked, 'Then how do you kiss and hug?' :!: :!:
I asked her where she heard/learnt that from. She said her classmate told her that her parents lock the door when they want to kiss and hug.
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Okie, don't know if I have shared this here b4 ... cuz the episode's been circulating quite a bit among the family.
DH went jogging at the stadium and brought DS (2 and a half yrs) along. After the jog, DH brought DS to the loo to pee pee.
So they are at the urinal ....
DH: ok, son, must aim properly ok, cannot wet your shoes, pants, floor ...
DS turned to look at his dad, patted him on the face and said:
DS: Its ok, accidents do happen daddy
According to my DH, he (DH) was speechless ...
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