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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • tankeeT Offline
      tankee
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      ks2me:
      ...


      dd: \"Va-gi-na\" Hotel....what kind of hotel is that?

      ....

      :!: :rotflmao:

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      • corneyAmberC Offline
        corneyAmber
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        markfch:
        Another reason not to christian your dd virginia in this part of the world. In case next time she works for a tow-kay with poor pronounciation skills.

        Ya boy...heng ah.... 😓

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        • corneyAmberC Offline
          corneyAmber
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          lovekidsverymuch:


          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: hope not many ppl heard her
          Honestly we did not know but where we were, the people's English standard was not high....so I felt that she got lucky....

          So when she screamed about that...I thought for a moment, another bad case of poor English? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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          • janet88J Offline
            janet88
            last edited by

            Kids say the most amazing things now.

            My daughter asked me whether I lock my door. I told her I don't usually do that. She asked, 'Then how do you kiss and hug?' :!: :!:
            I asked her where she heard/learnt that from. She said her classmate told her that her parents lock the door when they want to kiss and hug. 😉

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            • tankeeT Offline
              tankee
              last edited by

              janet_lee88:
              Kids say the most amazing things now.

              My daughter asked me whether I lock my door. I told her I don't usually do that. She asked, 'Then how do you kiss and hug?' :!: :!:
              I asked her where she heard/learnt that from. She said her classmate told her that her parents lock the door when they want to kiss and hug. 😉

              :!: :rotflmao:

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              • A Offline
                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                Okie, don't know if I have shared this here b4 ... cuz the episode's been circulating quite a bit among the family.


                DH went jogging at the stadium and brought DS (2 and a half yrs) along. After the jog, DH brought DS to the loo to pee pee.

                So they are at the urinal ....

                DH: ok, son, must aim properly ok, cannot wet your shoes, pants, floor ...

                DS turned to look at his dad, patted him on the face and said:

                DS: Its ok, accidents do happen daddy

                According to my DH, he (DH) was speechless ...

                😄 😄

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                • corneyAmberC Offline
                  corneyAmber
                  last edited by

                  autumnbronze, your boy is funny... :lol:

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                  • janet88J Offline
                    janet88
                    last edited by

                    autumnbronze,

                    your son is good 😉...just 2 1/2 and can tell your hubby this.
                    i told my hubby to teach his son to aim into the urinal bcos it can be so frustrating and smelly every morn.

                    i just wonder what else my daughter will come back with at the end of the year. she asked my mum whether she locks the door and my mum replied her, 'what for?' :rotflmao:

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                      autumnbronze
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                      janet_lee88:


                      i just wonder what else my daughter will come back with at the end of the year. she asked my mum whether she locks the door and my mum replied her, 'what for?' :rotflmao:
                      Ooops, lets hope she doesn't go rd asking that to every adult/couple :lol: :lol:

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                        autumnbronze
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                        Okie, this one just happened 2nite while I was putting DS to sleep…


                        DS is in this stage where he is always asking why why and why …

                        DS inserts his hand into my t-shirt …

                        DS: mummi, are you wearing bla (can’t pronounce ‘r’ sound clearly)

                        Me: yes, sweetie (cold sweat … please, please don’t ask the ‘why’ question)

                        DS: why must mummi wear bla?

                        (s***, what to do, shall I just tell him all out), Taking a deep breath …

                        Me: ok son, just like you are wearing underwear to cover your birdie, mummi is wearing a bra, which is like an underwear, to cover mummi’s breasts.

                        DS: Then why daddi not wearing bla?

                        Whew, saved by the bell, DH entered the room and I changed the subject.

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