Kids say the darnest things...
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Kids say the most amazing things now.
My daughter asked me whether I lock my door. I told her I don't usually do that. She asked, 'Then how do you kiss and hug?' :!: :!:
I asked her where she heard/learnt that from. She said her classmate told her that her parents lock the door when they want to kiss and hug.
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janet_lee88:
Kids say the most amazing things now.
My daughter asked me whether I lock my door. I told her I don't usually do that. She asked, 'Then how do you kiss and hug?' :!: :!:
I asked her where she heard/learnt that from. She said her classmate told her that her parents lock the door when they want to kiss and hug.
:!: :rotflmao: -
Okie, don't know if I have shared this here b4 ... cuz the episode's been circulating quite a bit among the family.
DH went jogging at the stadium and brought DS (2 and a half yrs) along. After the jog, DH brought DS to the loo to pee pee.
So they are at the urinal ....
DH: ok, son, must aim properly ok, cannot wet your shoes, pants, floor ...
DS turned to look at his dad, patted him on the face and said:
DS: Its ok, accidents do happen daddy
According to my DH, he (DH) was speechless ...
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autumnbronze, your boy is funny... :lol:
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autumnbronze,
your son is good...just 2 1/2 and can tell your hubby this.
i told my hubby to teach his son to aim into the urinal bcos it can be so frustrating and smelly every morn.
i just wonder what else my daughter will come back with at the end of the year. she asked my mum whether she locks the door and my mum replied her, 'what for?' :rotflmao: -
janet_lee88:
Ooops, lets hope she doesn't go rd asking that to every adult/couple :lol: :lol:
i just wonder what else my daughter will come back with at the end of the year. she asked my mum whether she locks the door and my mum replied her, 'what for?' :rotflmao: -
Okie, this one just happened 2nite while I was putting DS to sleep…
DS is in this stage where he is always asking why why and why …
DS inserts his hand into my t-shirt …
DS: mummi, are you wearing bla (can’t pronounce ‘r’ sound clearly)
Me: yes, sweetie (cold sweat … please, please don’t ask the ‘why’ question)
DS: why must mummi wear bla?
(s***, what to do, shall I just tell him all out), Taking a deep breath …
Me: ok son, just like you are wearing underwear to cover your birdie, mummi is wearing a bra, which is like an underwear, to cover mummi’s breasts.
DS: Then why daddi not wearing bla?
Whew, saved by the bell, DH entered the room and I changed the subject. -
autumnbronze:
Okie, this one just happened 2nite while I was putting DS to sleep...
DS is in this stage where he is always asking why why and why ...
DS inserts his hand into my t-shirt ...
DS: mummi, are you wearing bla (can't pronounce 'r' sound clearly)
Me: yes, sweetie (*cold sweat* .... *please, please don't ask the 'why' question*)
DS: why must mummi wear bla?
(s***, what to do, shall I just tell him all out), Taking a deep breath ...
Me: ok son, just like you are wearing underwear to cover your birdie, mummi is wearing a bra, which is like an underwear, to cover mummi's breasts.
DS: Then why daddi not wearing bla?
Whew, saved by the bell, DH entered the room and I changed the subject.
:rotflmao:
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My 10 year old son told his sister that she drank expressed milk when she was a bb. He even her about the 'process and how it's done', how noisy the Medela was etc etc :oops: I reminded him that it's supposed to be a secret. He even let on that he drank a little every morn with his Milo (he was in K2 then)...and how strong he was then.
Then he told his sister that she will have milk in future... :oops: :oops: -
autumnbronze:
Wah, your son's so smart, and only 2 and a half? Wow!Okie, don't know if I have shared this here b4 ... cuz the episode's been circulating quite a bit among the family.
DH went jogging at the stadium and brought DS (2 and a half yrs) along. After the jog, DH brought DS to the loo to pee pee.
So they are at the urinal ....
DH: ok, son, must aim properly ok, cannot wet your shoes, pants, floor ...
DS turned to look at his dad, patted him on the face and said:
DS: Its ok, accidents do happen daddy
According to my DH, he (DH) was speechless ...
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