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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
      last edited by

      DD1 : I got to be class leader ya know, mei.


      DD2 : So best. I didn't get to be.. šŸ˜ž

      DD1 : I get to help with a lotta things.

      Me : Yah, i know. Must clean the board for teacher. :roll:

      DD1 : Yah, how you know?

      Me : I had to do all those nonsensical errands back then.

      Me : (In my heart) Hehee.. and i got to loiter around the school with VALID permission.

      Me : I know cos i was chosen for monitor, prefect, leader, chairman,
      tableman... :roll: ... you name it. I've done them all. A lot of running
      around doing stuff for the school and teachers, but we do learn a
      lot about leadership qualities, working with people, work distribution,
      (etc). But still, it's fine even if we do not get to be one of them cos
      you'd have more time to read... finish and check your work... (etc)

      DD1 : But still nice getting to be one.

      DD1 : As leader i get to carry books for teacher.

      DD2 : Wah so best.. so far i only get to be the PE representative.
      Like class helper like that. But teacher was impressed that i could
      do my job well even though i am very small. (DD2 is very very small)

      DD1 : If class leader get to carry books, PE rep get to carry....?

      DD2 : Mine better! I get to carry balls! šŸ˜Ž

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        Muffins
        last edited by

        :lol: :rotflmao:

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          autumnbronze
          last edited by

          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: funnae buds ....


          If only your DD understood the meaning of 'double entendre' šŸ˜„

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          • jedamumJ Offline
            jedamum
            last edited by

            This happened a minute ago...

            Ds1 was peeping at what i am browsing at KSP forum;

            me : hey, don't be so kaypo.
            ds1 : I am kaypo. You are Kiasu.

            😐

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              toddles
              last edited by

              hee hee hee! I can't wait for my child to talk! šŸ™‚

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              • B Offline
                BlurBee
                last edited by

                jedamum:
                This happened a minute ago...

                Ds1 was peeping at what i am browsing at KSP forum;

                me : hey, don't be so kaypo.
                ds1 : I am kaypo. You are Kiasu.

                😐
                :rotflmao:

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                • jedamumJ Offline
                  jedamum
                  last edited by

                  Another a-minute-ago conversation....


                  ds1: what if you found a $1000 note on the floor? what will you do?
                  me : i will bring it to the police station. but if it is only $50 or $100, i will probably keep cos it is not a lot of money.
                  ds1: $100 not a lot? that means you can give me $100, right?

                  😐

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                    girlmum
                    last edited by

                    jedamum:
                    Another a-minute-ago conversation....


                    ds1: what if you found a $1000 note on the floor? what will you do?
                    me : i will bring it to the police station. but if it is only $50 or $100, i will probably keep cos it is not a lot of money.
                    ds1: $100 not a lot? that means you can give me $100, right?

                    😐
                    $$$ $mart boy! :rotflmao:

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                      autumnbronze
                      last edited by

                      :rotflmao:


                      Jedamum,

                      Your DS1 is so quick thinking!

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                        BlurBee
                        last edited by

                        jedamum:
                        Another a-minute-ago conversation....


                        ds1: what if you found a $1000 note on the floor? what will you do?
                        me : i will bring it to the police station. but if it is only $50 or $100, i will probably keep cos it is not a lot of money.
                        ds1: $100 not a lot? that means you can give me $100, right?

                        😐
                        :rotflmao:
                        Give me toooooooo :evil:

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