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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      schellen
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      jedamum:
      ds1: where got 3_ years so long? you are only 28yo right?


      me: :!: :love: :please: 😉

      (my mum thought i am 28yo too! lolz!)
      Quick! Ask him how old he thinks I am. 😉

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        tutormum
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        Was doing comprehension with my P2 student earlier in the day when he asked me the meaning of \"memories\".


        Me: Memories means you remember the things you have done when you were young.

        Student: :? But I AM young.

        Me: 👅 Ok, then I should say things that you remember when you were younger.

        Student: I don't have much memories cos I was too young.

        Me: :faint: :wrongmove:

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          auntieM
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          My 7 yr old was setting the table for dinner and he brought out a plate with very little rice for grandma...



          Me: Why so little rice for grandma?
          DS: She should not eat too much then she will have no strength to scold me!
          Me: :faint:


          Grandma always tell DS to eat more so he will have 'strength' to do what he wants.....

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            buds
            last edited by

            Over brunch last weekend... we played our own game of spellcast.


            The girls had a blast spelling tricky words. I even had hubs mumbling
            his spelling words... perseverance... the psy-words... psychiatric...
            psychologist... psychic... and also ala French words which DD2 said
            weren't exactly English but fun to try out. The girls tried from the
            words champagne... to lingerie... to homonyms. The match point
            came down to spelling the word vertebrae... and it was DD2's
            turn... and boy did she really want to win it. :laugh: She went...

            DD2 : v...e...r...t...e...r...b...r...a...y

            Me : Tet!! :please: Try again please.

            DD2 : v...e...r...t...e...r...b...r...a...i

            Me : Tet!! :please: Na-ah.. not that either..

            DD2 : With an \"aye\" at the back?

            Me : Sorry, nope..

            Me : Give up?

            DD2 : Na-ah.. :please:

            Me : Oh well, i have to continue with my chores so i'm gonna give the
            answer away, ok? It's v...e...r...t...e...b...r...a...e.

            DD2 : Ooh... then you should have broken it down like this, so i will
            surely get it..

            Me : Like how?

            DD2 : /ver/... /te/... \"BRA\"... eeeee

            DD2 : Get it? Ver-te-BRAAA!!! Eeeeekh! (Holding up an imaginary bra)

            Us : :whut:

            Us : :rotflmao:

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              Andaiz
              last edited by

              Buds, DD2 sure doesn't like to lose loh! 😉


              :rotflmao: indeed...next time I use that word, :idea: will make sure I EMPHASISE the \"bra\" bit!

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                Muffins
                last edited by

                buds:
                Over brunch last weekend... we played our own game of spellcast.


                The girls had a blast spelling tricky words. I even had hubs mumbling
                his spelling words... perseverance... the psy-words... psychiatric...
                psychologist... psychic... and also ala French words which DD2 said
                weren't exactly English but fun to try out. The girls tried from the
                words champagne... to lingerie... to homonyms. The match point
                came down to spelling the word vertebrae... and it was DD2's
                turn... and boy did she really want to win it. :laugh: She went...

                DD2 : v...e...r...t...e...r...b...r...a...y

                Me : Tet!! :please: Try again please.

                DD2 : v...e...r...t...e...r...b...r...a...i

                Me : Tet!! :please: Na-ah.. not that either..

                DD2 : With an \"aye\" at the back?

                Me : Sorry, nope..

                Me : Give up?

                DD2 : Na-ah.. :please:

                Me : Oh well, i have to continue with my chores so i'm gonna give the
                answer away, ok? It's v...e...r...t...e...b...r...a...e.

                DD2 : Ooh... then you should have broken it down like this, so i will
                surely get it..

                Me : Like how?

                DD2 : /ver/... /te/... \"BRA\"... eeeee

                DD2 : Get it? Ver-te-BRAAA!!! Eeeeekh! (Holding up an imaginary bra)

                Us : :whut:

                Us : :rotflmao:
                \\

                You know, I was in season one of Spellcast, and I got to third place in the finals! I'm on youtube! 😄 😄

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                  buds
                  last edited by

                  Yeah Muffins. Link us! :celebrate:

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                    toddles
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                    mathsparks:
                    Going thru my blog, found an entry when I explained to son what a flea market is. He replied, when you buy from a flea market, you'd buy 1 get 1 flea.

                    hahaha... this one is good!

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                      radiantmum
                      last edited by

                      Another way of expressing "I love you"


                      DS:" Mum, I am so happy that papa marries you. If papa marries another woman, then I wouldn’t have you as my mother (in the fist place) and I will so miss you …"

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                        autumnbronze
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                        auntieM:
                        My 7 yr old was setting the table for dinner and he brought out a plate with very little rice for grandma...



                        Me: Why so little rice for grandma?
                        DS: She should not eat too much then she will have no strength to scold me!
                        Me: :faint:


                        Grandma always tell DS to eat more so he will have 'strength' to do what he wants.....
                        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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