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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • A Offline
      autumnbronze
      last edited by

      Muffins:

      You know, I was in season one of Spellcast, and I got to third place in the finals! I'm on youtube! 😄 😄
      :rahrah: link us, link us, link us :rahrah: *chanting mode* 😄 😄

      BUT only if you want to lah .... okie 😉

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        auntieM
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        lovekidsverymuch:
        auntieM:

        Me: Why so little rice for grandma?

        DS: She should not eat too much then she will have no strength to scold me!
        Me: :faint:

        Wonder how ur MIL reacted to it :?

        We just looked at each other and.... :rotflmao:

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        • A Offline
          autumnbronze
          last edited by

          AuntieM,


          You have PM 😄

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            auntieM
            last edited by

            Hi lovekidsverymuch,

            I was referring to my mum that stays with us regarding the 'little rice' story.
            My MIL will never be bothered to 'scold' my DS 😛

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              winth
              last edited by

              DS2 is going 3 soon. He was having some swollen eye problem and my mum went to fetch him early at childcare so as to bring him to our usual doctor. Doctor is at Jurong and childcare is at central area.


              DS2: where are we going?
              Ah ma: to see the doctor.
              DS2: oooooh, to see MY doctor...

              Ah ma (walking with DS2 to a nearby bus-stop)

              DS2: I don't want (to) take bus.
              Ah ma: Then what (do) you want?
              DS2: I want (to) take tak-si (meaning taxi)
              Ah ma: But I have no money, only coins...

              DS2 went on to search every inch of her pocket and wanted her to show him her wallet, till he was convinced that ah ma really has no money (money to him is in the state of coins, he doesn't understand what dollar notes is all about yet)

              Ah ma: you have money?
              DS2: no, daddy mummy say I only need to go school

              At the doctor's, while waiting, there was this big vending machine. DS2 wants a drink, so wanted some coins. My mum gave him 1 golden 5c coin. He tried very very hard to slot it in. Alas he gave up.

              DS2: Ah ma, I don't want a small coin. I want a big big coin.

              Before it was his turn, my mother rehearsed with him which parts were painful and that they doctor needed to know.

              DS2: (pointing to his left eye) here pain; (pointing to a scratch on his head) here pain
              Ah ma: later you tell doctor, okay?
              DS2: cannot, I don't know how (in hokkien)

              My mum was so :lol: :stupid: :frustrated: from the trip.

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              • kwk9060K Offline
                kwk9060
                last edited by

                Hi Winth, your boy reminds me of 1 incident


                DS1 : Ah mah, I want to buy this.
                Ah Mah : Ah Mah don’t have money
                DS1 : Ah mah have, I saw mummy giving you (money). Can buy this for me…..
                Ah Mah: :roll:

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                • kwk9060K Offline
                  kwk9060
                  last edited by

                  One day while shopping at the supermarket, DS1 called out to his father


                  DS1 : Daddy daddy, I want this….

                  No response from DH

                  DS1 : Daddy….daddy……I want to buy this……

                  Still no response from DH

                  DS1 then walk up to DH

                  DS1 : XXX (DH’s full name) , can buy this for me?

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                    smurf
                    last edited by

                    Hi kwk,


                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    • jedamumJ Offline
                      jedamum
                      last edited by

                      kwk9060:
                      One day while shopping at the supermarket, DS1 called out to his father


                      DS1 : Daddy daddy, I want this….

                      No response from DH

                      DS1 : Daddy….daddy……I want to buy this…..

                      Still no response from DH

                      DS1 then walk up to DH

                      DS1 : XXX (DH’s full name) , can buy this for me?
                      :lol:
                      whenever i ignore ds2 when he is talking or asking for something (eg to switch on the toilet lights even for a short pee), he will go..
                      ds2: mummy, XX(ds2's name) is talking to you.

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                        Muffins
                        last edited by

                        Wah so cute, jedamum! 😄

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