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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • T Offline
      toddles
      last edited by

      jedamum:
      whenever i ignore ds2 when he is talking or asking for something (eg to switch on the toilet lights even for a short pee), he will go..

      ds2: mummy, XX(ds2's name) is talking to you.
      联名带姓!so cute!

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        tankee
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        ha ha .... I had an similar encounter



        DS: Daddy, can buy me this LEGO xxxxx please ...

        ME: No, your birthday just over, and you had just received lots of new toys.

        DS: .... I'll ask po po to buy ...

        ME: Hey, cannot. Po Po is not working, has no money.

        DS: she has. I saw kong kong gave her money yesterday.

        ME: :faint:

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          Muffins
          last edited by

          :laugh: :lol: :rotflmao: tankee! 😄

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            BlurBee
            last edited by

            A funny video clip. Pls note that this is in mandarin.


            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j47v-pw1ek

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              tutormum
              last edited by

              BlurBee:
              A funny video clip. Pls note that this is in mandarin.


              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j47v-pw1ek
              :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :udaman:

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                BlurBee
                last edited by

                tutormum:
                :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :udaman:

                :? the man refer to the kid in the video clip???
                I'm a mummy.

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                  quickmind
                  last edited by

                  sleepy:
                  mincy:

                  Me: \"What does naughty starts with?\"

                  Him: \"Naughty starts with me?\"

                  :roll: :oops:

                  I agree alot

                  😉 😉

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                  • quickmindQ Offline
                    quickmind
                    last edited by

                    Cool.


                    Where did you get all these awesome website??? :!:

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                    • jedamumJ Offline
                      jedamum
                      last edited by

                      my ds2 is learning how to talk and does not have fantastic vocab.

                      yesterday while we were playing ball, i accidentally threw the ball and it hit his groin and he exclaimed...

                      ds2: aw!!! my tail!!

                      😓

                      he did realise the wrong usage of words immediately after he spout out 'tail'. :lol:

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                        autumnbronze
                        last edited by

                        Haiz .....


                        Continuation from the \"where does mummi's pee pee come from\" episode posted earlier ....


                        Two days ago, while teaching him to play table tennis at home, I had to get up and pick the ping pong ball .... then suddenly

                        DS: mummi mummi, XXX want to go down to the shop

                        Me: why boy?

                        DS: mummi say mummi no birdie, XXX want to go down to auntie shop and buy birdie and fix there on mummi (pointing to my .......)

                        Me: :faint:

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