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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • A Offline
      auntieM
      last edited by

      Hi lovekidsverymuch,

      I was referring to my mum that stays with us regarding the 'little rice' story.
      My MIL will never be bothered to 'scold' my DS 😛

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      • W Offline
        winth
        last edited by

        DS2 is going 3 soon. He was having some swollen eye problem and my mum went to fetch him early at childcare so as to bring him to our usual doctor. Doctor is at Jurong and childcare is at central area.


        DS2: where are we going?
        Ah ma: to see the doctor.
        DS2: oooooh, to see MY doctor...

        Ah ma (walking with DS2 to a nearby bus-stop)

        DS2: I don't want (to) take bus.
        Ah ma: Then what (do) you want?
        DS2: I want (to) take tak-si (meaning taxi)
        Ah ma: But I have no money, only coins...

        DS2 went on to search every inch of her pocket and wanted her to show him her wallet, till he was convinced that ah ma really has no money (money to him is in the state of coins, he doesn't understand what dollar notes is all about yet)

        Ah ma: you have money?
        DS2: no, daddy mummy say I only need to go school

        At the doctor's, while waiting, there was this big vending machine. DS2 wants a drink, so wanted some coins. My mum gave him 1 golden 5c coin. He tried very very hard to slot it in. Alas he gave up.

        DS2: Ah ma, I don't want a small coin. I want a big big coin.

        Before it was his turn, my mother rehearsed with him which parts were painful and that they doctor needed to know.

        DS2: (pointing to his left eye) here pain; (pointing to a scratch on his head) here pain
        Ah ma: later you tell doctor, okay?
        DS2: cannot, I don't know how (in hokkien)

        My mum was so :lol: :stupid: :frustrated: from the trip.

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        • kwk9060K Offline
          kwk9060
          last edited by

          Hi Winth, your boy reminds me of 1 incident


          DS1 : Ah mah, I want to buy this.
          Ah Mah : Ah Mah don’t have money
          DS1 : Ah mah have, I saw mummy giving you (money). Can buy this for me…..
          Ah Mah: :roll:

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          • kwk9060K Offline
            kwk9060
            last edited by

            One day while shopping at the supermarket, DS1 called out to his father


            DS1 : Daddy daddy, I want this….

            No response from DH

            DS1 : Daddy….daddy……I want to buy this……

            Still no response from DH

            DS1 then walk up to DH

            DS1 : XXX (DH’s full name) , can buy this for me?

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            • S Offline
              smurf
              last edited by

              Hi kwk,


              :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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              • jedamumJ Offline
                jedamum
                last edited by

                kwk9060:
                One day while shopping at the supermarket, DS1 called out to his father


                DS1 : Daddy daddy, I want this….

                No response from DH

                DS1 : Daddy….daddy……I want to buy this…..

                Still no response from DH

                DS1 then walk up to DH

                DS1 : XXX (DH’s full name) , can buy this for me?
                :lol:
                whenever i ignore ds2 when he is talking or asking for something (eg to switch on the toilet lights even for a short pee), he will go..
                ds2: mummy, XX(ds2's name) is talking to you.

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                • M Offline
                  Muffins
                  last edited by

                  Wah so cute, jedamum! 😄

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                  • T Offline
                    toddles
                    last edited by

                    jedamum:
                    whenever i ignore ds2 when he is talking or asking for something (eg to switch on the toilet lights even for a short pee), he will go..

                    ds2: mummy, XX(ds2's name) is talking to you.
                    联名带姓!so cute!

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                    • tankeeT Offline
                      tankee
                      last edited by

                      ha ha .... I had an similar encounter



                      DS: Daddy, can buy me this LEGO xxxxx please ...

                      ME: No, your birthday just over, and you had just received lots of new toys.

                      DS: .... I'll ask po po to buy ...

                      ME: Hey, cannot. Po Po is not working, has no money.

                      DS: she has. I saw kong kong gave her money yesterday.

                      ME: :faint:

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                      • M Offline
                        Muffins
                        last edited by

                        :laugh: :lol: :rotflmao: tankee! 😄

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