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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      BlurBee
      last edited by

      A funny video clip. Pls note that this is in mandarin.


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j47v-pw1ek

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        tutormum
        last edited by

        BlurBee:
        A funny video clip. Pls note that this is in mandarin.


        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j47v-pw1ek
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :udaman:

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        • B Offline
          BlurBee
          last edited by

          tutormum:
          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :udaman:

          :? the man refer to the kid in the video clip???
          I'm a mummy.

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            quickmind
            last edited by

            sleepy:
            mincy:

            Me: \"What does naughty starts with?\"

            Him: \"Naughty starts with me?\"

            :roll: :oops:

            I agree alot

            šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜‰

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            • quickmindQ Offline
              quickmind
              last edited by

              Cool.


              Where did you get all these awesome website??? :!:

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              • jedamumJ Offline
                jedamum
                last edited by

                my ds2 is learning how to talk and does not have fantastic vocab.

                yesterday while we were playing ball, i accidentally threw the ball and it hit his groin and he exclaimed...

                ds2: aw!!! my tail!!

                šŸ˜“

                he did realise the wrong usage of words immediately after he spout out 'tail'. :lol:

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                  autumnbronze
                  last edited by

                  Haiz .....


                  Continuation from the \"where does mummi's pee pee come from\" episode posted earlier ....


                  Two days ago, while teaching him to play table tennis at home, I had to get up and pick the ping pong ball .... then suddenly

                  DS: mummi mummi, XXX want to go down to the shop

                  Me: why boy?

                  DS: mummi say mummi no birdie, XXX want to go down to auntie shop and buy birdie and fix there on mummi (pointing to my .......)

                  Me: :faint:

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                    blueblue
                    last edited by

                    This happened 2 months back. (My ds will be 3 1/2 coming April)


                    He was playing chess with his daddy and I was watching tv at that time. During the commercial I diverted my attention to them. It was my ds turn at that time and I wanted to help him.

                    Me: Hey darling, move this white pawn. This pawn can 'eat' the blue knight.

                    DS: (no response from him)

                    Me: Move this white pawn. (I repeated again and encouraged him)

                    DS: (Again no response from him)

                    Me: Come on..

                    Finally he turned and looked at me : Mummy I am BLUE!


                    :oops: I realised he is more clear-minded than me..almost can feel his eyes rolling at me!



                    Another incident. (3 months back)

                    Daddy: Go pick something. We are going to the swimming pool.

                    DS happily dashed off and returned with 3 items. A watering can, a ball and a pail. He laid them on the floor.

                    Daddy: No..not too many..one item will do..

                    DS: NO! I want to bring them all.

                    Daddy: I say only one!

                    DS: NO! I want bring all. (My ds is very stubborn)

                    He then quickly put the watering can in the pail and placed the ball on top of the pail.


                    DS: There!..now only one! (he pointed)

                    My hubby paused for a while. In the end, my ds happily went to the swimming pool with 3 items he wanted..because he 'managed' to fufil my hubby's condition of 'one'.


                    This happened when he was 2 years old. My hubby bought an ice-cream (assorted flavours) from the ice-cream man with a bike. He gave it to my ds and kept asking my son what is the flavour. (My hubby is pretty excited as this is the first ice-cream he bought him)

                    My ds told him what the flavour was the first few times..

                    After my hubby asked him for the fifth time, my ds reply to him : Don't talk, I eat first

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                      smurf
                      last edited by

                      blueblue,


                      your DS is very very smart!
                      sometimes, I wonder when is my 2 year old going to open his golden mouth and talk. šŸ˜ž

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                        Muffins
                        last edited by

                        jedamum:
                        my ds2 is learning how to talk and does not have fantastic vocab.

                        yesterday while we were playing ball, i accidentally threw the ball and it hit his groin and he exclaimed...

                        ds2: aw!!! my tail!!

                        šŸ˜“

                        he did realise the wrong usage of words immediately after he spout out 'tail'. :lol:
                        :lol: :rotflmao:

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