Kids say the darnest things...

[Muffins]

jedamum:

my ds2 is learning how to talk and does not have fantastic vocab.

yesterday while we were playing ball, i accidentally threw the ball and it hit his groin and he exclaimed...

ds2: aw!!! my tail!!



he did realise the wrong usage of words immediately after he spout out 'tail'. :lol:

:lol: :rotflmao:

[tutormum]

BlurBee:

tutormum:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :udaman:

:? the man refer to the kid in the video clip???
I'm a mummy.

sorry, was refering to the kid.

[Funz]

The chicken-a-la-carte video that tutormom put up in another thread reminded me of this incident with DS.


I chanced upon this video quite some time back and showed it to my kids. DD's response was like so poor thing, ok mummy I will not waste food anymore. DS was very pensive and quiet.

Then at dinnertime. He suddenly said all of us cannot finish our food. So I reminded him about the video and he was all teary and insisted that we cannot finish our food. I was :? . Then he said if everyone finish eating everything then those poor children will not have any food to eat. So we must leave some for their father to collect for them.

The logic of a 4yr old kid. How to win?

[Muffins]

Funz:

The chicken-a-la-carte video that tutormom put up in another thread reminded me of this incident with DS.


I chanced upon this video quite some time back and showed it to my kids. DD's response was like so poor thing, ok mummy I will not waste food anymore. DS was very pensive and quiet.

Then at dinnertime. He suddenly said all of us cannot finish our food. So I reminded him about the video and he was all teary and insisted that we cannot finish our food. I was :? . Then he said if everyone finish eating everything then those poor children will not have any food to eat. So we must leave some for their father to collect for them.

The logic of a 4yr old kid. How to win?

Such a deep thinker! :shock:

[outsider]

My Ds was playing with transformer.


DS : Mum, help me to transform this into a car.
Me : Ok... and Done in 10 mins.

DS : Mum, Help me to transform this another one into a car.
Me : This one has to wait for daddy, too difficult for me.
DS : Mum you have to try.. you have to practise .
I tried for a few minutes,
Me : Wait for daddy can ?
DS : Mummy you have to practise then you will get better.....
Me : Ok Ok.. I will try.
I tried and hated it lor.... after almost 30 mins, I got it

DS gave me a smile.

[Muffins]

:udawoman: LKVM! Exact statement I wanted to say!

[Blobbi]

This thread is so sweet. Love the posts!! :love: :love:

[buds]

outsider:

DS : Mummy you have to practise then you will get better.....
Me : Ok Ok.. I will try.
I tried and hated it lor.... after almost 30 mins, I got it

I have had similar instances where i wasn't actually that interested
in doing it with them and like you i pushed the mission to hubs.. so
i lamely answered something like... \"I am bad at this game and dun
feel like playing it, daddy can play this with you, will that be okay?\"
Hubs went :roll: cos he was doing something else.. but hubs :rotflmao:
when DD2 said, \"You know mummy, you always tell us not to give up,
that we should always try and try again and again until we get it rite.
Practice makes perfect. That's what you always say right? So now i
let you practise with me so that later you can beat daddy at it.. Good
idea, mummy?\"



I am not wittier than a 5yr old.

[jedamum]

over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

ds2: hey!!!!
me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
me ( staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
:faint:

[Muffins]

lovekidsverymuch:

Muffins:

:udawoman: LKVM! Exact statement I wanted to say!

:celebrate: