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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • T Offline
      tutormum
      last edited by

      BlurBee:
      tutormum:

      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :udaman:


      :? the man refer to the kid in the video clip???
      I'm a mummy.

      sorry, was refering to the kid.

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      • FunzF Offline
        Funz
        last edited by

        The chicken-a-la-carte video that tutormom put up in another thread reminded me of this incident with DS.


        I chanced upon this video quite some time back and showed it to my kids. DD's response was like so poor thing, ok mummy I will not waste food anymore. DS was very pensive and quiet.

        Then at dinnertime. He suddenly said all of us cannot finish our food. So I reminded him about the video and he was all teary and insisted that we cannot finish our food. I was :? . Then he said if everyone finish eating everything then those poor children will not have any food to eat. So we must leave some for their father to collect for them.

        The logic of a 4yr old kid. How to win?

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          Muffins
          last edited by

          Funz:
          The chicken-a-la-carte video that tutormom put up in another thread reminded me of this incident with DS.


          I chanced upon this video quite some time back and showed it to my kids. DD's response was like so poor thing, ok mummy I will not waste food anymore. DS was very pensive and quiet.

          Then at dinnertime. He suddenly said all of us cannot finish our food. So I reminded him about the video and he was all teary and insisted that we cannot finish our food. I was :? . Then he said if everyone finish eating everything then those poor children will not have any food to eat. So we must leave some for their father to collect for them.

          The logic of a 4yr old kid. How to win?
          Such a deep thinker! :shock:

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          • O Offline
            outsider
            last edited by

            My Ds was playing with transformer.


            DS : Mum, help me to transform this into a car.
            Me : Ok... and Done in 10 mins.

            DS : Mum, Help me to transform this another one into a car.
            Me : This one has to wait for daddy, too difficult for me.
            DS : Mum you have to try.. you have to practise .
            I tried for a few minutes,
            Me : Wait for daddy can ?
            DS : Mummy you have to practise then you will get better.....
            Me : Ok Ok.. I will try.
            I tried and hated it lor.... after almost 30 mins, I got it šŸ™‚

            DS gave me a smile.

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            • M Offline
              Muffins
              last edited by

              :udawoman: LKVM! Exact statement I wanted to say! šŸ˜„

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              • B Offline
                Blobbi
                last edited by

                This thread is so sweet. Love the posts!! :love: :love:

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                • B Offline
                  buds
                  last edited by

                  outsider:

                  DS : Mummy you have to practise then you will get better.....
                  Me : Ok Ok.. I will try.
                  I tried and hated it lor.... after almost 30 mins, I got it šŸ™‚
                  I have had similar instances where i wasn't actually that interested
                  in doing it with them and like you i pushed the mission to hubs.. so
                  i lamely answered something like... \"I am bad at this game and dun
                  feel like playing it, daddy can play this with you, will that be okay?\"
                  Hubs went :roll: cos he was doing something else.. but hubs :rotflmao:
                  when DD2 said, \"You know mummy, you always tell us not to give up,
                  that we should always try and try again and again until we get it rite.
                  Practice makes perfect. That's what you always say right? So now i
                  let you practise with me so that later you can beat daddy at it.. Good
                  idea, mummy?\"

                  😢

                  I am not wittier than a 5yr old. šŸ˜›

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                  • jedamumJ Offline
                    jedamum
                    last edited by

                    over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

                    ds2: hey!!!!
                    me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
                    ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
                    me ( 😐 staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
                    ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
                    :faint:

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                      Muffins
                      last edited by

                      lovekidsverymuch:
                      Muffins:

                      :udawoman: LKVM! Exact statement I wanted to say! šŸ˜„


                      :celebrate:

                      šŸ˜„

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                        Muffins
                        last edited by

                        jedamum:
                        over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

                        ds2: hey!!!!
                        me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
                        ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
                        me ( 😐 staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
                        ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
                        :faint:
                        HAHA! :laugh: Witty son! šŸ˜„

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