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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
      last edited by

      outsider:

      DS : Mummy you have to practise then you will get better.....
      Me : Ok Ok.. I will try.
      I tried and hated it lor.... after almost 30 mins, I got it šŸ™‚
      I have had similar instances where i wasn't actually that interested
      in doing it with them and like you i pushed the mission to hubs.. so
      i lamely answered something like... \"I am bad at this game and dun
      feel like playing it, daddy can play this with you, will that be okay?\"
      Hubs went :roll: cos he was doing something else.. but hubs :rotflmao:
      when DD2 said, \"You know mummy, you always tell us not to give up,
      that we should always try and try again and again until we get it rite.
      Practice makes perfect. That's what you always say right? So now i
      let you practise with me so that later you can beat daddy at it.. Good
      idea, mummy?\"

      😢

      I am not wittier than a 5yr old. šŸ˜›

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      • jedamumJ Offline
        jedamum
        last edited by

        over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

        ds2: hey!!!!
        me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
        ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
        me ( 😐 staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
        ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
        :faint:

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        • M Offline
          Muffins
          last edited by

          lovekidsverymuch:
          Muffins:

          :udawoman: LKVM! Exact statement I wanted to say! šŸ˜„


          :celebrate:

          šŸ˜„

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          • M Offline
            Muffins
            last edited by

            jedamum:
            over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

            ds2: hey!!!!
            me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
            ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
            me ( 😐 staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
            ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
            :faint:
            HAHA! :laugh: Witty son! šŸ˜„

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            • M Offline
              Muffins
              last edited by

              buds:
              outsider:


              DS : Mummy you have to practise then you will get better.....
              Me : Ok Ok.. I will try.
              I tried and hated it lor.... after almost 30 mins, I got it šŸ™‚

              I have had similar instances where i wasn't actually that interested
              in doing it with them and like you i pushed the mission to hubs.. so
              i lamely answered something like... \"I am bad at this game and dun
              feel like playing it, daddy can play this with you, will that be okay?\"
              Hubs went :roll: cos he was doing something else.. but hubs :rotflmao:
              when DD2 said, \"You know mummy, you always tell us not to give up,
              that we should always try and try again and again until we get it rite.
              Practice makes perfect. That's what you always say right? So now i
              let you practise with me so that later you can beat daddy at it.. Good
              idea, mummy?\"

              😢

              I am not wittier than a 5yr old. šŸ˜›

              :rotflmao: buds! Witty son! Your genes are strong! šŸ˜„ :lol:

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              • M Offline
                mintcc
                last edited by

                jedamum:
                over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

                ds2: hey!!!!
                me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
                ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
                me ( 😐 staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
                ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
                :faint:
                that is so funny and witty :rotflmao:

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                • tankeeT Offline
                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  jedamum:
                  over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

                  ds2: hey!!!!
                  me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
                  ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
                  me ( 😐 staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
                  ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
                  :faint:

                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                  • M Offline
                    Muffins
                    last edited by

                    jedamum:
                    over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

                    ds2: hey!!!!
                    me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
                    ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
                    me ( 😐 staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
                    ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
                    :faint:
                    :rotflmao: good one jedamum! šŸ˜„

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                    • B Offline
                      buds
                      last edited by

                      Muffins:
                      :rotflmao: buds! Witty son! Your genes are strong! šŸ˜„ :lol:

                      Uhmm.. it's my daughter, not son. :politebleah:

                      DD2 = Dearest Daughter No 2 (My 2nd Daughter)

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                      • S Offline
                        smurf
                        last edited by

                        Jedamum,


                        :rotflmao:
                        :rotflmao:
                        :rotflmao:

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