Kids say the darnest things...

[jedamum]

over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

ds2: hey!!!!
me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
me ( staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
:faint:

[Muffins]

lovekidsverymuch:

Muffins:

:udawoman: LKVM! Exact statement I wanted to say!

:celebrate:

[Muffins]

jedamum:

over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

ds2: hey!!!!
me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
me ( staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
:faint:

HAHA! :laugh: Witty son!

[Muffins]

buds:

outsider:

DS : Mummy you have to practise then you will get better.....
Me : Ok Ok.. I will try.
I tried and hated it lor.... after almost 30 mins, I got it

I have had similar instances where i wasn't actually that interested
in doing it with them and like you i pushed the mission to hubs.. so
i lamely answered something like... \"I am bad at this game and dun
feel like playing it, daddy can play this with you, will that be okay?\"
Hubs went :roll: cos he was doing something else.. but hubs :rotflmao:
when DD2 said, \"You know mummy, you always tell us not to give up,
that we should always try and try again and again until we get it rite.
Practice makes perfect. That's what you always say right? So now i
let you practise with me so that later you can beat daddy at it.. Good
idea, mummy?\"



I am not wittier than a 5yr old.

:rotflmao: buds! Witty son! Your genes are strong! :lol:

[mintcc]

jedamum:

over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

ds2: hey!!!!
me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
me ( staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
:faint:

that is so funny and witty :rotflmao:

[tankee]

jedamum:

over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

ds2: hey!!!!
me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
me ( staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
:faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Muffins]

jedamum:

over some play issues, ds2 was 'barking' at ds1..

ds2: hey!!!!
me: cannot say 'hey' 'hey'! so rude.
ds1 :evil: : Hey!!!!
me ( staring at ds1) : i just said no 'hey'! allowed!
ds1 :evil: : Hay!!! Cows like to eat hay...
:faint:

:rotflmao: good one jedamum!

[buds]

Muffins:

:rotflmao: buds! Witty son! Your genes are strong! :lol:

Uhmm.. it's my daughter, not son. :politebleah:

DD2 = Dearest Daughter No 2 (My 2nd Daughter)

[smurf]

Jedamum,


:rotflmao:
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao:

[buds]

DD2 : Mummy, Marcus got a token and a sticker for donating his recycled items.


DD2 : Teacher says Marcus is a veeerrry generous boy. Can i :please: bring some
stuff to school too! :please: Mummy?

Me : But i did give you. Gave you and your sis some plastic bottles & newspapers..

DD2 : Ya, but it's not enough, Mummy... :please: let me bring some more to
school this week..

Me : I gave you most of it already, and besides... there are a few i have yet
to read or finish reading, so cannot give yet.

DD2 : But you have sooo many! Let me bring some more to school... :please:

Me : When i have more ok.. besides... we can always give it to the rag'n'bone man..

DD2 : But i want to bring it to school to give it to my teacher.

Me : Fine, lets make a deal. I can give you MY token from my box and you can
use the $ from the rag'n'bone man to get yourself stickers... more than what
teacher will give you anyway...

DD2 : But..

Me : Now DD2... tell Mummy... which is better in your opinion? Teacher's sticker
or :evil:... $$$...?

DD2 : Awww, this is hard..

Me : Well..

DD2 : $ i guess.. but...

Me : It's settled then yah.. you help me arrange the newspapers and when he;
the rag'n'bone man comes... you help me give it to him... and the coins are yours.

DD2 : But i want teacher's sticker and token. And i too want to be generous
like Marcus..

DD2 : Ok, i got it! :idea:

DD2 : You listen to me okay Mummy! I got a great idea!

Me : What is it now?

DD2 : You always say we should compromise right, Mum? So let's compromise.
Here's the deal... Half of what you have, i pass to teacher this week and she
will give me the sticker AND the token... After which the other half, i will help
you give to the rag'n'bone man when he comes over the weekend... then you
can give me YOUR sticker and the special token from your box... AND... AND..
you said i could have the coins too, right? So... is that a great idea or what,
Mum... Oh Muuuuummm... Yoohoo... I'm talking to you... so is that a great
idea?

Me : :slapshead: