Kids say the darnest things...
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Just like to share
DS1 (6 yo) has always been taken care by his grandma and has been very close to the Grandma.
Incident 1: Once when he was 5 yo,
DS1: Gramda, why you have so many white hair
Grandma: Cos' Grandma old already
DS1: So you will die one day
Grandma: yes, one day when grandma is very old, I will die
DS1: ok, don't worry, tell mummy to buy you all the good things, so that your hair will grow black again and then you don't need to die
Incident 2: DS1 always wants the Grandma to accompany him to bed every night. The Granda will sleep beside him until he falls asleep.
Mummy: You are old already, you should go to bed yourself
DS1: I will go to bed myself when I am older
Mummu: If you love grandma so much, next time when you grow old and get married, you will bring grandma along and sleep together with you?
DS1: No, of course not, there is not enough space for grandma!!!
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I related to DD1 on the spice joke here... > http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1091&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=680
She laughed heartily! After that she asked...
DD1 : Mum, is there really such a spice?
Me : Which?
DD1 : The star anus.
Me : Wah lao you! :laugh: No lah, of course not! That's why it's a joke.
Wah liao... i cry again until the tears can't stop sia... What a day! :rotflmao: -
Heyya Buds,
wah lau eh...laugh until peng man!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: -
Yah lor... me too! :rotflmao:
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lovekidsverymuch:
very cute, but do u want that :evil:
Maybe not :lol: -
ds1 was reading the wordings on the back of his compo assessment book and suddenly exclaimed....
ds1 :roll: : why would pupils find the book interesting?! it is a compo book!!
it was printed on the back of the book to describe the contents that 'pupils will find this book interesting and helpful'. :heresmyfish: -
ds2 did a compo assessment recently about a scene on a crowded train, with an old lady standing, 2 adults (a man and a woman) sitting and a boy giving up his seat. this is an extract of his compo....
Two stops later, an old woman boarded the train. She had no place to sit. My mother pretended she did not see the old woman and just sat there lazily. So I had no choice but to give my seat to the elderly.
:scared:
he even drew some sweat droplets on the woman (supposed to be me) and kept giggling as he wrote the compo.
seems like he likes to find http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2770&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=50 to 'get back at me without getting into trouble'. :heresmyfish: -
jedamum:
ds2 did a compo assessment recently about a scene on a crowded train, with an old lady standing, 2 adults (a man and a woman) sitting and a boy giving up his seat. this is an extract of his compo....
Your DS2 can do a composition already?! :!: -
buds:
alamAk. Ds1 la. Typo.jedamum:
ds2 did a compo assessment recently about a scene on a crowded train, with an old lady standing, 2 adults (a man and a woman) sitting and a boy giving up his seat. this is an extract of his compo....
Your DS2 can do a composition already?! :!:
-this is brought to you by dh's iPhone with my snail pace typing. Hee -
Yeah… bo shiok leh type using iPhone.
Eh, you got enuf ammo to win yerself
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