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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
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      Yah lor... me too! :rotflmao:

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        karissatan
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        lovekidsverymuch:
        very cute, but do u want that :evil:


        Maybe not :lol:

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          jedamum
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          ds1 was reading the wordings on the back of his compo assessment book and suddenly exclaimed....


          ds1 :roll: : why would pupils find the book interesting?! it is a compo book!!

          it was printed on the back of the book to describe the contents that 'pupils will find this book interesting and helpful'. :heresmyfish:

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            ds2 did a compo assessment recently about a scene on a crowded train, with an old lady standing, 2 adults (a man and a woman) sitting and a boy giving up his seat. this is an extract of his compo....


            Two stops later, an old woman boarded the train. She had no place to sit. My mother pretended she did not see the old woman and just sat there lazily. So I had no choice but to give my seat to the elderly.


            :scared:

            he even drew some sweat droplets on the woman (supposed to be me) and kept giggling as he wrote the compo.

            seems like he likes to find http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2770&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=50 to 'get back at me without getting into trouble'. :heresmyfish:

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              buds
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              jedamum:
              ds2 did a compo assessment recently about a scene on a crowded train, with an old lady standing, 2 adults (a man and a woman) sitting and a boy giving up his seat. this is an extract of his compo....

              Your DS2 can do a composition already?! :!:

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                jedamum
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                buds:
                jedamum:

                ds2 did a compo assessment recently about a scene on a crowded train, with an old lady standing, 2 adults (a man and a woman) sitting and a boy giving up his seat. this is an extract of his compo....


                Your DS2 can do a composition already?! :!:

                alamAk. Ds1 la. Typo.
                -this is brought to you by dh's iPhone with my snail pace typing. Hee

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                  buds
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                  Yeah… bo shiok leh type using iPhone.

                  Eh, you got enuf ammo to win yerself
                  the neu executive maroon red ASUS
                  anot?

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                    Muffins
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                    :drool: good luck all contenders to win the laptop! :drool:

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                      schellen
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                      jedamum:
                      ds1 was reading the wordings on the back of his compo assessment book and suddenly exclaimed....


                      ds1 :roll: : why would pupils find the book interesting?! it is a compo book!!

                      it was printed on the back of the book to describe the contents that 'pupils will find this book interesting and helpful'. :heresmyfish:
                      my dd1 would just throw the book aside after looking at the title. :roll:

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                        schellen
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                        jedamum:
                        ds2 did a compo assessment recently about a scene on a crowded train, with an old lady standing, 2 adults (a man and a woman) sitting and a boy giving up his seat. this is an extract of his compo....


                        Two stops later, an old woman boarded the train. She had no place to sit. My mother pretended she did not see the old woman and just sat there lazily. So I had no choice but to give my seat to the elderly.


                        :scared:

                        he even drew some sweat droplets on the woman (supposed to be me) and kept giggling as he wrote the compo.

                        seems like he likes to find http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2770&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=50 to 'get back at me without getting into trouble'. :heresmyfish:
                        sashimi would like to know what you did to deserve this. 😉

                        do u mind if i share it with my dd1? cos if i do, she'll probably bring this up to your ds1 the next time they meet. 😄

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