Kids say the darnest things...

[Funz]

Brought the kids out for a movie yesterday.


While walking from Marina Sq to Suntec, there were many people distributing flyers. I waved all of them off while DH accepted all of the flyers. DD observed this and asked me why I don’t take any of them. Told her most are junk anyway.

To which she said "oh yah, daddy loves to collect junk."

[tankee]

Funz:

Brought the kids out for a movie yesterday.


While walking from Marina Sq to Suntec, there were many people distributing flyers. I waved all of them off while DH accepted all of the flyers. DD observed this and asked me why I don't take any of them. Told her most are junk anyway.

To which she said \"oh yah, daddy loves to collect junk.\"

:lol: :lol:

[tankee]

DS picked up the term \"kiasu parents\" recently, no prize in guessing how and where he picked up this term :oops:


last night, out of the blue, he poped me a question

\"Dad .... am I in Tao Nan School because you are a kiasu parent?\"

:oops: :oops:

[buds]

tankee:

\"Dad .... am I in Tao Nan School because you are a kiasu parent?\" :oops: :oops:

Hoh yeah boy... hoh yeah.. :lol: You betcha!

[autumnbronze]

This happened yesterday .....


Driving back home along one of the Bishan street that was going to lead out to Braddell Road soon ....

Suddenly ...

DS: mummie, xxx want to pee pee

Me: :!: Oii, can tahan please, mummi just 10 mins away from home

DS: cannot .... xxx want to pee pee now now now

Me: (desperately thinking what to do, 1st time in this situation while driving, see a carpark and decide to turn right in and park the car)

Me: Okie, mummie has parked the car here .. you go with xxx (helper) to the grass verge and pee pee.

DS: (frees himself from the child seat and leans forward) mummi, tell xxx again why you put gear to P and pull handbrake up

Me: you want to pee pee ornot, go now ...

After some minutes DS returns ...

DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already

Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[hquek]

autumnbronze:

Me: you want to pee pee ornot, go now ...

After some minutes DS returns ...

DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already

DH bought those plastic bags that pp use to make 'sng bao' - and he only made that iced treat once. End up a lot of bags left, so we put some in the car, if DS2 has emergency and adult is on hand to assist, he'll pee into those plastic bags.

But there were a couple of times when 1 bag wasn't enough. :oops: (moral of the story: prepare a bit bigger bag)

[KoalaMummy]

hquek:

DH bought those plastic bags that pp use to make 'sng bao' - and he only made that iced treat once. End up a lot of bags left, so we put some in the car, if DS2 has emergency and adult is on hand to assist, he'll pee into those plastic bags.


But there were a couple of times when 1 bag wasn't enough. :oops: (moral of the story: prepare a bit bigger bag)

haha, good idea. but most times, i just let him pee into any plastic bag that we can find. there was once, we can't find any plastic bag, but just nice he has just finished this bottle of mineral water and we asked him to pee inside... :rotflmao: looks like chrysanthemum tea tho....

[tankee]

lovekidsverymuch:

autumnbronze:

DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already


Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

So cute, wonder if there is no rain then his pee pee can make the grass grow

now that patch of grass would grow greener ! :celebrate:

[tankee]

hquek:

DH bought those plastic bags that pp use to make 'sng bao' - and he only made that iced treat once. End up a lot of bags left, so we put some in the car, if DS2 has emergency and adult is on hand to assist, he'll pee into those plastic bags.

But there were a couple of times when 1 bag wasn't enough. :oops: (moral of the story: prepare a bit bigger bag)

I have seen a chinese woman empty, by drinking, a bottle of mineral water and let her toddler pee into it. Guess where this happened ..... inside our MRT train. :!:

[tankee]

KoalaMummy:

looks like chrysanthemum tea tho....

did not drink enough water :shock: