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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      schellen
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      hquek:
      :faint: this is funny, although a bit sad if he was being serious. So if he has 5 kids how? Hindu 1, Hindu 2?

      that boy called \"christian\" was obviously not chinese. I think mebbe eurasian. i doubt the indian boy will run out of names since hinduism has so many many gods to name his kids after. šŸ˜‰

      (psst, he's not serious lah. i know for sure he has a good sense of humour. šŸ˜„ )

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        HyperKiasu
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        Last week we travelled to Bali. DD (4 yrs) is a bit too young to appreciate the spectacular scenaries. so hotel stay is more memorable for her.


        the other day when she was back from her child care school,

        me: did your teacher ask where you had been for the past week?
        DD: yes she did
        me: what did you answer?
        DD: i had been to hotel.

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          HyperKiasu
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          LKVM:
          HyperKiasu:

          DD: i had been to hotel.


          :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

          and

          Me: why not Bali ?
          DD: My teacher might not know what Bali is...

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            Sun_2010
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            HyperKiasu:
            LKVM:

            [quote=\"HyperKiasu\"]DD: i had been to hotel.


            :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

            and

            Me: why not Bali ?
            DD: My teacher might not know what Bali is...[/quote]How cute, kids i tell u
            :rotflmao:

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              RRMummy
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              During our Father's Day dinner at home on Sunday...


              DD2: Mummy, izit you don't want to grow old yet because you want to see my darling?
              Me and hubs: 😐
              Me: Who is your darling?
              DD2: I don't know yet coz my stomach not big yet ma.
              Me: :idea: Huh?
              Hubs: :shock: You mean your own baby?
              DD2: Ya lar. I need to eat alot alot until my stomach get so big first. Then I will have my darling. (Then just continue eating..)

              ME & HUBS 😐 šŸ˜“ :scared:

              BTW, DD2 is 4YO..

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                buds
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                Better not let her eat too much then, RRMummy! :laugh:

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                  RRMummy
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  Better not let her eat too much then, RRMummy! :laugh:

                  Haiz... I've been diagnosed by my DDs that they will be having a sibling soon woh.. how?? :roll: :roll:

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    Time to get beezee kiss kiss muah muah with DH then..

                    And heeeeelllooooo number 3! :laugh: How they diagnose?
                    Or issit you got obvious symptoms? :evil:

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                      RRMummy
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                      Sad to say for the past 6months symptoms getting more obvious. So bad that I'm getting complains from DH and DD2 is drawing mummies with big tummies all the time :oops: And can go to my tummy and speak to bb.. šŸ˜ž


                      Looks like if I don't take immediate action this is going to be one super long 'pregnancy'!! :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:

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                        buds
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                        Oh i see.. :idea:


                        Alamak! :slapshead:
                        That kinda symptoms arh? :faint:

                        But i was told you look extremely
                        great most times & that u don't
                        look your age at all in fact. šŸ˜„

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