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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      BlurBee
      last edited by

      jedamum:
      not the darnest, but the sweetest....


      just now, i was surfing the net when ds2 came to me and give me a peck on my cheek;
      ds2 : i kiss you.
      me :? : hmph....for what?
      ds2 : i love you.

      :love: :love:
      was a bit :oops: cos i thought he wanted to ask to use my computer.....
      What a lovely son. :love:

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      • tankeeT Offline
        tankee
        last edited by

        girlmum:
        Two dds were left at home with their gong gong today. DH sms dd2 on his way home.


        DH texted DD2: What r u doing now?
        DD2 replied : I am reading

        DH came home after abt 30mins, saw dd2 was watching DVD (Adventures of Tin Tin).

        DH : I thought u r reading
        DD2: Yeah, I'm reading the subtitles (she is told to lower the TV volume when gong gong is sleeping)

        DH :stupid:
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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        • tankeeT Offline
          tankee
          last edited by

          DS held an inflated balloon upside down and said : Dad, do you think this looks like a gun turret?


          I looked at him, totally blured :? : uh? No, it does not look anything like a gun turret to me.

          DS : Aiya, can you please be more creative and use some of your imagination?

          i :!: :faint: šŸ˜“

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          • R Offline
            RRMummy
            last edited by

            tankee:
            DS held an inflated balloon upside down and said : Dad, do you think this looks like a gun turret?


            I looked at him, totally blured :? : uh? No, it does not look anything like a gun turret to me.

            DS : Aiya, can you please be more creative and use some of your imagination?

            i :!: :faint: šŸ˜“
            :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You daddys ah, all the same... that's why kena from the kids..

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            • S Offline
              Sun_2010
              last edited by

              tankee:
              DS held an inflated balloon upside down and said : Dad, do you think this looks like a gun turret?


              I looked at him, totally blured :? : uh? No, it does not look anything like a gun turret to me.

              DS : Aiya, can you please be more creative and use some of your imagination?

              i :!: :faint: šŸ˜“
              :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
              DS taking after his mom 4 sure

              Neways its all in the mind šŸ™‚ think and u can see

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              • P Offline
                Poohbear
                last edited by

                Y'day, DD1 brought back her worksheets fr school (K2)


                One of the worksheets was on \"My Hobby, Sports, Favourite Past time\".

                There were helping words like \"My Favourite sport is ____________\", \" I like to play ________________\"

                DD1 had to fill up the blanks accordingly. I was pleasantly surprised / loss for words when i came upon this...

                I like to collect PRESENTS
                :!: :love: :rotflmao:

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                  hquek
                  last edited by

                  Poohbear:
                  Y'day, DD1 brought back her worksheets fr school (K2)


                  One of the worksheets was on \"My Hobby, Sports, Favourite Past time\".

                  There were helping words like \"My Favourite sport is ____________\", \" I like to play ________________\"

                  DD1 had to fill up the blanks accordingly. I was pleasantly surprised / loss for words when i came upon this...

                  I like to collect PRESENTS
                  :!: :love: :rotflmao:
                  She is very honest. šŸ˜‰

                  My k2 son had to draw a picture of himself and write a couple of sentences. When I saw the picture in school, it read \"I like Animals\". Once he brought it home, he amended the words to \"I like Animal Kaiser\".

                  :faint:

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                  • R Offline
                    RRMummy
                    last edited by

                    Poohbear:

                    I like to collect PRESENTS
                    :!: :love: :rotflmao:
                    :lol: Sooooo innocently cute. :love:

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                    • R Offline
                      RRMummy
                      last edited by

                      hquek:
                      My k2 son had to draw a picture of himself and write a couple of sentences. When I saw the picture in school, it read \"I like Animals\". Once he brought it home, he amended the words to \"I like Animal Kaiser\".


                      :faint:
                      Smart boy!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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                        buds
                        last edited by

                        Poohbear:
                        DD1 had to fill up the blanks accordingly. I was pleasantly surprised / loss for words when i came upon this...


                        I like to collect PRESENTS
                        CUTE! :please:

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