Kids say the darnest things...

[sleepy]

duriz:

Whenever DD thinks something is funny and laughs out loud, I follow suit, like a goondu :love:

:rotflmao:

Oh by the way, thanks for the spelling, I finally learned how to spell goondu

[BlurBee]

autumnbronze:

DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

:rotflmao:

[duriz]

Sun_2010:

U r a Child at heart , duriz, :lol:

Heh

[duriz]

sleepy:

Oh by the way, thanks for the spelling, I finally learned how to spell goondu

You're welcome.
I'm a fan of Sylvia Toh Piak Choo :oops:

[duriz]

Just to share two funny things that happened to me when I was a cher.


#1 Composition - "When you die, what do you want to be remembered for?"

Answer: "Ever"

#2 Math - Take 9 from 250 as many times as possible.

Answer: "I did it so many times, it’s still 241!" followed by a frown and a child near tears.

[mintcc]

:lol: wahaha that's so funny ...poor kid.

[HappyAvon]

Hi, the other day, my 5 yrs old popped out a question while I was driving her for class.


Girl: mummy, when a boy n girl kiss each other, will they get pregnant?
Me: of course not…
Girl: then how u get pregnant?
Me: as brief as I could, I told her from sperm n egg meeting together…
Girl: what is sperm n egg? Come from where?
Me: sperm from the man n egg from the woman…I told her that’s it…
Girl: mummy, how the sperm n egg meet? U told me they came from man an woman but I still cannot understand how they can meet? It’s inside the body what…
me: u knw more when u grow up… Right now u dun need to knw too much details…

Kids these days are really asking too much…

One more incident she told me which happened in her class

Girl: my fren likes to copy me when we are doing work in class… She cannot spell ‘august’
Me: and what happens?
Girl: I told her why she must copy me…later if i’m wrong, she will also be wrong…if she dun know, go n ask d teacher…if teacher is busy, then go n look at the calendar…
Me: so did she ask the teacher?
Girl: no…she still looks at my work n even ask me is that a letter ‘u’. I told her of course lah…
Me: pls be polite when u talk next time

Sometimes when she writes ‘u’, it looks like ‘a’…my this little girl can sometimes be a pain in d neck!

[ChiefKiasu]

duriz:

You're welcome.

I'm a fan of Sylvia Toh Piak Choo :oops:

Me too! Me too! Except she doesn't write much these days... or I've just lost track. She's still as nutty as ever, I hope?

[duriz]

HappyAvon:

Hi, the other day, my 5 yrs old popped out a question while I was driving her for class....

Hi HappyAvon,

Your DD sounds like a very bright very cute girl :love:

[duriz]

ChiefKiasu:

duriz:

You're welcome.

I'm a fan of Sylvia Toh Piak Choo :oops:

Me too! Me too! Except she doesn't write much these days... or I've just lost track. She's still as nutty as ever, I hope?

I shure hope so Chief