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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Sun_2010
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      autumnbronze:
      As I was doing so, my DS put his hands on each of my cheeks, turned my face towards him and said ...


      DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

      I was like :!:, don't know whether to :rotflmao: or :faint:
      how cute.

      The way you pu it, i can imagine the scene and it looks very endearing :love:

      The world thru the eyes of children ....

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        Sun_2010
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        markfch:
        ds: why can't we kill zombies?


        me: don't know, can tell me why?

        ds: because they are already DEAD (special emphasis on dead).

        me: hahaha, that's a funny joke

        lame or not?
        Lame for sure!!
        Coincidentally any joke that makes me stumped is somehow lame, pure coincidence πŸ˜‰

        Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast

        well exception maybe duriz :lol:

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          duriz
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          Sun_2010:
          Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast


          well exception maybe duriz :lol:
          Eh?
          Am I lame or an overgrown kid :oops:

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            Sun_2010
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            duriz:
            Sun_2010:

            Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast


            well exception maybe duriz :lol:

            Eh?
            Am I lame or an overgrown kid :oops:

            U r a Child at heart , duriz, :lol:


            To be able tell jokes so often
            1. Innocent as a child OR
            2. Wise enough to realise its importance

            Right?

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              sleepy
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              duriz:
              Whenever DD thinks something is funny and laughs out loud, I follow suit, like a goondu :love:

              :rotflmao:

              Oh by the way, thanks for the spelling, I finally learned how to spell goondu πŸ˜‰

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                BlurBee
                last edited by

                autumnbronze:
                DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

                :rotflmao:

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                  duriz
                  last edited by

                  Sun_2010:
                  U r a Child at heart , duriz, :lol:

                  Heh πŸ˜‰

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                    duriz
                    last edited by

                    sleepy:
                    Oh by the way, thanks for the spelling, I finally learned how to spell goondu πŸ˜‰

                    You're welcome.
                    I'm a fan of Sylvia Toh Piak Choo :oops:

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                      duriz
                      last edited by

                      Just to share two funny things that happened to me when I was a cher.


                      #1 Composition - "When you die, what do you want to be remembered for?"

                      Answer: "Ever"

                      #2 Math - Take 9 from 250 as many times as possible.

                      Answer: "I did it so many times, it’s still 241!" followed by a frown and a child near tears.

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                        mintcc
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                        :lol: wahaha that's so funny ...poor kid.

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