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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • S Offline
      Sun_2010
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      duriz:
      Sun_2010:

      Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast


      well exception maybe duriz :lol:

      Eh?
      Am I lame or an overgrown kid :oops:

      U r a Child at heart , duriz, :lol:


      To be able tell jokes so often
      1. Innocent as a child OR
      2. Wise enough to realise its importance

      Right?

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        sleepy
        last edited by

        duriz:
        Whenever DD thinks something is funny and laughs out loud, I follow suit, like a goondu :love:

        :rotflmao:

        Oh by the way, thanks for the spelling, I finally learned how to spell goondu 😉

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          BlurBee
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          autumnbronze:
          DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

          :rotflmao:

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            duriz
            last edited by

            Sun_2010:
            U r a Child at heart , duriz, :lol:

            Heh 😉

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              duriz
              last edited by

              sleepy:
              Oh by the way, thanks for the spelling, I finally learned how to spell goondu 😉

              You're welcome.
              I'm a fan of Sylvia Toh Piak Choo :oops:

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                duriz
                last edited by

                Just to share two funny things that happened to me when I was a cher.


                #1 Composition - "When you die, what do you want to be remembered for?"

                Answer: "Ever"

                #2 Math - Take 9 from 250 as many times as possible.

                Answer: "I did it so many times, it’s still 241!" followed by a frown and a child near tears.

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                  mintcc
                  last edited by

                  :lol: wahaha that's so funny ...poor kid.

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                    HappyAvon
                    last edited by

                    Hi, the other day, my 5 yrs old popped out a question while I was driving her for class.


                    Girl: mummy, when a boy n girl kiss each other, will they get pregnant?
                    Me: of course not…
                    Girl: then how u get pregnant?
                    Me: as brief as I could, I told her from sperm n egg meeting together…
                    Girl: what is sperm n egg? Come from where?
                    Me: sperm from the man n egg from the woman…I told her that’s it…
                    Girl: mummy, how the sperm n egg meet? U told me they came from man an woman but I still cannot understand how they can meet? It’s inside the body what…
                    me: u knw more when u grow up… Right now u dun need to knw too much details…

                    Kids these days are really asking too much…

                    One more incident she told me which happened in her class

                    Girl: my fren likes to copy me when we are doing work in class… She cannot spell ‘august’
                    Me: and what happens?
                    Girl: I told her why she must copy me…later if i’m wrong, she will also be wrong…if she dun know, go n ask d teacher…if teacher is busy, then go n look at the calendar…
                    Me: so did she ask the teacher?
                    Girl: no…she still looks at my work n even ask me is that a letter ‘u’. I told her of course lah…
                    Me: pls be polite when u talk next time

                    Sometimes when she writes ‘u’, it looks like ‘a’…my this little girl can sometimes be a pain in d neck!

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                    • ChiefKiasuC Offline
                      ChiefKiasu
                      last edited by

                      duriz:
                      You're welcome.

                      I'm a fan of Sylvia Toh Piak Choo :oops:
                      Me too! Me too! Except she doesn't write much these days... or I've just lost track. She's still as nutty as ever, I hope?

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                        duriz
                        last edited by

                        HappyAvon:
                        Hi, the other day, my 5 yrs old popped out a question while I was driving her for class....

                        Hi HappyAvon,

                        Your DD sounds like a very bright very cute girl :love:

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