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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      duriz
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      autumnbronze:
      As I was doing so, my DS put his hands on each of my cheeks, turned my face towards him and said ...

      That is too too precious :love:

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        duriz
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        markfch:
        ds: why can't we kill zombies?


        me: don't know, can tell me why?

        ds: because they are already DEAD (special emphasis on dead).

        me: hahaha, that's a funny joke

        lame or not?
        Nope.
        I tell lame jokes all the time :oops:
        Whenever DD thinks something is funny and laughs out loud, I follow suit, like a goondu :love:

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          autumnbronze
          last edited by

          LKVM:
          markfch:

          lame or not?


          Maybe he learn from his DAD šŸ˜›

          :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

          Good one LKVM

          Sorlli markfch šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜‰

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            Sun_2010
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            autumnbronze:
            As I was doing so, my DS put his hands on each of my cheeks, turned my face towards him and said ...


            DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

            I was like :!:, don't know whether to :rotflmao: or :faint:
            how cute.

            The way you pu it, i can imagine the scene and it looks very endearing :love:

            The world thru the eyes of children ....

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              Sun_2010
              last edited by

              markfch:
              ds: why can't we kill zombies?


              me: don't know, can tell me why?

              ds: because they are already DEAD (special emphasis on dead).

              me: hahaha, that's a funny joke

              lame or not?
              Lame for sure!!
              Coincidentally any joke that makes me stumped is somehow lame, pure coincidence šŸ˜‰

              Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast

              well exception maybe duriz :lol:

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                duriz
                last edited by

                Sun_2010:
                Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast


                well exception maybe duriz :lol:
                Eh?
                Am I lame or an overgrown kid :oops:

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                  Sun_2010
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                  duriz:
                  Sun_2010:

                  Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast


                  well exception maybe duriz :lol:

                  Eh?
                  Am I lame or an overgrown kid :oops:

                  U r a Child at heart , duriz, :lol:


                  To be able tell jokes so often
                  1. Innocent as a child OR
                  2. Wise enough to realise its importance

                  Right?

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                    sleepy
                    last edited by

                    duriz:
                    Whenever DD thinks something is funny and laughs out loud, I follow suit, like a goondu :love:

                    :rotflmao:

                    Oh by the way, thanks for the spelling, I finally learned how to spell goondu šŸ˜‰

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                      BlurBee
                      last edited by

                      autumnbronze:
                      DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

                      :rotflmao:

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                        duriz
                        last edited by

                        Sun_2010:
                        U r a Child at heart , duriz, :lol:

                        Heh šŸ˜‰

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