Kids say the darnest things...

[autumnbronze]

Today was at Starbucks with my DS. He wanted to drink his milk in the take-a-way cup just like how his Daddy drinks his coffee. However, he's got his own code for describing the cup. He refers to the cup as \"white paper cup\" and the brown sleeve as \"the brown thing.\"


So I decided to teach him how to order his milk correctly in the take-a-way cup ....

Me: okie babe, listen to mummi while I whisper to you how to order your milk and repeat after me loudly.

And so I carried him and slowly articulated \"Can I have some milk in a small take-a-way cup please\" in his ears.

DS: \"Can I have some milk in the white paper cup and the cup cover and the brown thing please\"

I was mentally :slapshead:

The cashier looked blur and went :whut:

So I had to quickly explain what he wanted. As I was doing so, my DS put his hands on each of my cheeks, turned my face towards him and said ...

DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

I was like :!:, don't know whether to :rotflmao: or :faint:

[markfch]

ds: why can’t we kill zombies?


me: don’t know, can tell me why?

ds: because they are already DEAD (special emphasis on dead).

me: hahaha, that’s a funny joke

lame or not?

[duriz]

autumnbronze:

As I was doing so, my DS put his hands on each of my cheeks, turned my face towards him and said ...

That is too too precious :love:

[duriz]

markfch:

ds: why can't we kill zombies?


me: don't know, can tell me why?

ds: because they are already DEAD (special emphasis on dead).

me: hahaha, that's a funny joke

lame or not?

Nope.
I tell lame jokes all the time :oops:
Whenever DD thinks something is funny and laughs out loud, I follow suit, like a goondu :love:

[autumnbronze]

LKVM:

markfch:

lame or not?

Maybe he learn from his DAD

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Good one LKVM

Sorlli markfch

[Sun_2010]

autumnbronze:

As I was doing so, my DS put his hands on each of my cheeks, turned my face towards him and said ...


DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

I was like :!:, don't know whether to :rotflmao: or :faint:

how cute.

The way you pu it, i can imagine the scene and it looks very endearing :love:

The world thru the eyes of children ....

[Sun_2010]

markfch:

ds: why can't we kill zombies?


me: don't know, can tell me why?

ds: because they are already DEAD (special emphasis on dead).

me: hahaha, that's a funny joke

lame or not?

Lame for sure!!
Coincidentally any joke that makes me stumped is somehow lame, pure coincidence

Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast

well exception maybe duriz :lol:

[duriz]

Sun_2010:

Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast


well exception maybe duriz :lol:

Eh?
Am I lame or an overgrown kid :oops:

[Sun_2010]

duriz:

Sun_2010:

Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast


well exception maybe duriz :lol:

Eh?
Am I lame or an overgrown kid :oops:

U r a Child at heart , duriz, :lol:


To be able tell jokes so often
1. Innocent as a child OR
2. Wise enough to realise its importance

Right?

[sleepy]

duriz:

Whenever DD thinks something is funny and laughs out loud, I follow suit, like a goondu :love:

:rotflmao:

Oh by the way, thanks for the spelling, I finally learned how to spell goondu