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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      BlurBee
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      markfch:
      I wrote my first love note to ds just now. I covertly placed the piece of note on a strategic location that he's bound to notice and pretended nothing happened. DS saw the paper after a while, flip it and gave the kind of sweetest smile that can melt a woman's heart. You know when someone is truly happy, even the eyes will smile at you.


      Pushing my luck a bit, I asked him if he going to safekeep it the way I did with his notes? He said 'of course', then proceeded to place the paper on the sofa. That's his version of safekeeping? :?
      How abt buying a safe for him to keep?
      :lol:

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        RRMummy
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        markfch:
        duriz:

        No no. We all waiting for markfch to report when he gives his DS a love note and his DS's reaction :love:


        I wrote my first love note to ds just now. I covertly placed the piece of note on a strategic location that he's bound to notice and pretended nothing happened. DS saw the paper after a while, flip it and gave the kind of sweetest smile that can melt a woman's heart. You know when someone is truly happy, even the eyes will smile at you.

        Pushing my luck a bit, I asked him if he going to safekeep it the way I did with his notes? He said 'of course', then proceeded to place the paper on the sofa. That's his version of safekeeping? :?

        ...aaahhhh... i'm melting too... :love:

        friend, u should have gotten you video cam ready!! 😎 But I guess that image has already etched very deeply into your heart and mind. :lol: :celebrate:

        The love note still lying on the sofa this morning? Your kiddo is so sentimental...for all you know it's now sitting in a nice little corner with his jocks 👅

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          duriz
          last edited by

          markfch:
          Pushing my luck a bit, I asked him if he going to safekeep it the way I did with his notes? He said 'of course', then proceeded to place the paper on the sofa. That's his version of safekeeping? :?

          #1 - I'm (and the most of the SingaBore men population, are) glad you're not a woman. Like to push your luck and damn hard to please.

          #2 - Like Brightbee suggested, buy your DS a \"vault\". My suggestion: a small petty cash safe with a key and numeric combo, should be fun for a little boy like him, plus a bit of detective work?

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            autumnbronze
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            Today was at Starbucks with my DS. He wanted to drink his milk in the take-a-way cup just like how his Daddy drinks his coffee. However, he's got his own code for describing the cup. He refers to the cup as \"white paper cup\" and the brown sleeve as \"the brown thing.\"


            So I decided to teach him how to order his milk correctly in the take-a-way cup ....

            Me: okie babe, listen to mummi while I whisper to you how to order your milk and repeat after me loudly.

            And so I carried him and slowly articulated \"Can I have some milk in a small take-a-way cup please\" in his ears.

            DS: \"Can I have some milk in the white paper cup and the cup cover and the brown thing please\"

            I was mentally :slapshead:

            The cashier looked blur and went :whut:

            So I had to quickly explain what he wanted. As I was doing so, my DS put his hands on each of my cheeks, turned my face towards him and said ...

            DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

            I was like :!:, don't know whether to :rotflmao: or :faint:

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              markfch
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              ds: why can’t we kill zombies?


              me: don’t know, can tell me why?

              ds: because they are already DEAD (special emphasis on dead).

              me: hahaha, that’s a funny joke

              lame or not?

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                duriz
                last edited by

                autumnbronze:
                As I was doing so, my DS put his hands on each of my cheeks, turned my face towards him and said ...

                That is too too precious :love:

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                  duriz
                  last edited by

                  markfch:
                  ds: why can't we kill zombies?


                  me: don't know, can tell me why?

                  ds: because they are already DEAD (special emphasis on dead).

                  me: hahaha, that's a funny joke

                  lame or not?
                  Nope.
                  I tell lame jokes all the time :oops:
                  Whenever DD thinks something is funny and laughs out loud, I follow suit, like a goondu :love:

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                    autumnbronze
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                    LKVM:
                    markfch:

                    lame or not?


                    Maybe he learn from his DAD 😛

                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                    Good one LKVM

                    Sorlli markfch 😉 😉

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                      Sun_2010
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                      autumnbronze:
                      As I was doing so, my DS put his hands on each of my cheeks, turned my face towards him and said ...


                      DS: mummi, mummi, if auntie put the milk in the take-a-way cup, then auntie will take away the cup and not give me the milk

                      I was like :!:, don't know whether to :rotflmao: or :faint:
                      how cute.

                      The way you pu it, i can imagine the scene and it looks very endearing :love:

                      The world thru the eyes of children ....

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                        Sun_2010
                        last edited by

                        markfch:
                        ds: why can't we kill zombies?


                        me: don't know, can tell me why?

                        ds: because they are already DEAD (special emphasis on dead).

                        me: hahaha, that's a funny joke

                        lame or not?
                        Lame for sure!!
                        Coincidentally any joke that makes me stumped is somehow lame, pure coincidence 😉

                        Tell u what, kids outgrow these by the time they are 10-11 yrs, so enjoy it now while you can, they grow up tooo fast

                        well exception maybe duriz :lol:

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