TRAVEL: Maid Visa to Europe

[schweppes]

verykiasu2010:

oooi, you forgot to mention you bring your won schweppes drinks!! quick !

:hi5:

[BigDevil]

schweppes:

My needs are simple and I don't eat much. I will bring my own toiletries and snacks like kana, maggi mee and belachan. (edited to add the next line)And schweppes drink.

Ok, ok...you win liao. I can provide my own snacks too, but can't produce schweppes drink like you do. :salute:

[duriz]

schweppes:

Dear Madam Cody,


Application to be Temp Maid for Europe Trip

I pleased to inform you that I have the necessary experience in maid, childminding and tutoring duties to take care of your kids during your overseas trip to Europe. As I hold a Sporean passport, application of visa is not required.

My needs are simple and I don't eat much. I will bring my own toiletries and snacks like kana, maggi mee and belachan. (edited to add the next line)And schweppes drink.

I attend the same Alternative Childcare Academy as Meri Poppings and Nanny MacPhwee and you can contact the Von Trapps who can be my character referee.

Yours faithfully,
Schweppes

Dear domestic goddess Schweppes

You forgot to mention that you will bring along your herb garden (borage, oregano, rosemary and basil) in order to make meals and drinks more interesting and exciting

<aside> what say you abandon your maid and take Schweppes up on her offer if not, there are a few more candidates I'm sure

[Blobbi]

BigDevil:

... but can't produce schweppes drink like you do. :salute:

I'd say that she produces a lot over the course of the day, and one time each, before going to bed and after waking up. Nocturnal production depends on evening ingestion.


Have a Schweppes!
:celebrate:

[Sorry, walked past and couldn't help m'self ... :lol:]

[hquek]

cody:

duriz:

[quote=\"cody\"]Ironically, the same Filipino maid that i want to bring to Europe is already half-way thru materalising her OWN plan to migrate her family to Switzerland! If Switzerland grants PR-ship to Filipinos so easily, why don't they let them in as tourists?!?? hmm ....

:!:

Apparently its quite common ..... my maid's sister & family are already there. they have been PR in switzerland for the past 5-6 years already.

The sister will work as a domestic cleaner & babysitter by day, and by night she returns to her own home to be with her husband and children!
her children are all studying in Switzerland's public schools.
Waaaaah![/quote]Wow, something new to me. My fren was there for a couple of years and bore a child there - but apparently he cannot be a swiss citizen becos their laws don't allow, so parents don't have to wonder which citizenship to take.

[duriz]

Blobbi:

I'd say that she produces a lot over the course of the day, and one time each, before going to bed and after waking up. Nocturnal production depends on evening ingestion.


Have a Schweppes!
:celebrate:

[Sorry, walked past and couldn't help m'self ... :lol:]

Oh Mummy Blobbi.
That's kinda gross and very :rotflmao:

[schweppes]

Blobbi:

BigDevil:

... but can't produce schweppes drink like you do. :salute:

I'd say that she produces a lot over the course of the day, and one time each, before going to bed and after waking up. Nocturnal production depends on evening ingestion.


Have a Schweppes!
:celebrate:

[Sorry, walked past and couldn't help m'self ... :lol:]

:spank: :pokeeye: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[schweppes]

duriz:

You forgot to mention that you will bring along your herb garden (borage, oregano, rosemary and basil) in order to make meals and drinks more interesting and exciting

wah duriz, u actually remembered what i posted in the other thread!!

[Blobbi]

:lol:


:celebrate:

[3Boys]

Once you are into the schengen area, the borders are virtually porous. I wonder if one could find a port of entry that were less strict in granting visas? Or is it a common unified criteria and platform?