What questions would you ask your child's future bf/gf?

[verykiasu2010]

mrswongtuition:

I've thought about it...

And my first question would be..

WHICH PRIMARY SCHOOL WERE YOU FROM???

would you also ask whether he/she from GEP and what's the t-score ? what is your cut-off-point for the child's bf/gf ?

[duriz]

ChiefKiasu:

markfch:

I'll ask future DIL 'what's your KSP account name?'


Then I'll know whether future DIL goes to the in-laws thread to complain about me or not :rotflmao: ...

Don't worry, markfch, when the time arrives, we'll set up KiasuGrandParents.com just for you. That way you can complain all you like about your DILs, in vindication.

Brilliant.
Can't wait.

:rotflmao:

[corneyAmber]

Er...question is too simple...he probably has to do a practical test.... :rotflmao:

[verykiasu2010]

what primary school were you from ?


GEP or not ?

what was your t-score ?

which secondary school ? IP or not ? why not ?

which uni ? which course ? honours ? master degree ?

got scholarship ? which scholarship ?

what job ? which company ? what position ? what pay ? how much bonus ?

if civil service - which stat board / ministry ? which grade pay scale ? when to reach perm secr position ?

how many children you like to have ? how soon ?

breast feed or not ? for how long ?

will stay with parents or not ?

will look after old folks or not ? yes, why ? no, why ?


alright, may be the list not exhaustive yet ?


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[corneyAmber]

duriz:

ChiefKiasu:

[quote=\"markfch\"]I'll ask future DIL 'what's your KSP account name?'


Then I'll know whether future DIL goes to the in-laws thread to complain about me or not :rotflmao: ...

Don't worry, markfch, when the time arrives, we'll set up KiasuGrandParents.com just for you. That way you can complain all you like about your DILs, in vindication.

Brilliant.
Can't wait.

:rotflmao:[/quote]I thought a KiasuParents-in-law.com first?

[verykiasu2010]

ksi:

Er...question is too simple...he probably has to do a practical test.... :rotflmao:

wait, which aspect of practical test ? cooking ? washing ? child bearing ??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[corneyAmber]

verykiasu2010:

ksi:

Er...question is too simple...he probably has to do a practical test.... :rotflmao:

wait, which aspect of practical test ? cooking ? washing ? child bearing ??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

hey hey...for me to know for you to find out....:evil:

[peterch]

verykiasu2010:

what primary school were you from ?


GEP or not ?

what was your t-score ?

which secondary school ? IP or not ? why not ?

which uni ? which course ? honours ? master degree ?

got scholarship ? which scholarship ?

what job ? which company ? what position ? what pay ? how much bonus ?

if civil service - which stat board / ministry ? which grade pay scale ? when to reach perm secr position ?

how many children you like to have ? how soon ?

breast feed or not ? for how long ?

will stay with parents or not ?

will look after old folks or not ? yes, why ? no, why ?


alright, may be the list not exhaustive yet ?


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I'm pretty sure he/she will :siam: before you finish asking

[verykiasu2010]

ksi:

verykiasu2010:

[quote=\"ksi\"]Er...question is too simple...he probably has to do a practical test.... :rotflmao:

wait, which aspect of practical test ? cooking ? washing ? child bearing ??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

hey hey...for me to know for you to find out....:evil:[/quote] i know i know...u oni need to tell us here :evil:

[duriz]

verykiasu2010:

ksi:

[quote=\"verykiasu2010\"]
wait, which aspect of practical test ? cooking ? washing ? child bearing ??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

hey hey...for me to know for you to find out....:evil:

i know i know...u oni need to tell us here :evil:[/quote]Another classic case of 越描越黑