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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • K Offline
      kingster
      last edited by

      haha guess time for u all to find a good way to explain abt the differences between boys and gals. but i wonder how come she will know it is DH’s "sausage"?

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        BlurBee
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        Angelight:
        DD recently discovered that boys have \"sausage\" and girls don't.

        .....

        Never expect her 'birds and bees' education to come so early! 😛
        :rotflmao:
        How old is she?

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          Angelight
          last edited by

          She has seen that \"thing\" on her cousin (boy) who is same age as her becos she happened to see it when he was being bathed at in law's place. And to her, it looks like \"sausage\" cos she has eaten sausage b4.



          kingster:
          haha guess time for u all to find a good way to explain abt the differences between boys and gals. but i wonder how come she will know it is DH's \"sausage\"?

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            Angelight
            last edited by

            She is 3. Too matured for her age, huh? :oops:

            BlurBee:
            Angelight:

            DD recently discovered that boys have \"sausage\" and girls don't.
            .....

            Never expect her 'birds and bees' education to come so early! 😛

            :rotflmao:
            How old is she?

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              mambobb
              last edited by

              When my DD is around 2yo.


              Me: I'm tired, can I lie down on your leg?
              DD: No. Cannot.
              Me: Why? When you are tired, you can lie down on my leg. Now mummy is tired.
              DD: No, cannot. Because they are so small.
              She practically straighten her legs and said \"See, they are so small.\" :shock:

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                jedamum
                last edited by

                one day, during our conversation about things happening in school, ds1 told me that he asked his friend if that friend will be starting on P3 stuff during the holidays...


                me : erm...some of your friends, both parents are working, so their parents may be too busy to introduce P3 work to them. and, please don't go around asking such stuff leh....later your friends think that I am a kiasu parent.

                ds1 :roll: : but you are already surfing that web!

                :faint:

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                  duriz
                  last edited by

                  Angelight:
                  She is 3. Too matured for her age, huh? :oops:

                  She's too cute lah, Angelight.

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                    duriz
                    last edited by

                    mambobb:
                    When my DD is around 2yo.


                    Me: I'm tired, can I lie down on your leg?
                    DD: No. Cannot.
                    Me: Why? When you are tired, you can lie down on my leg. Now mummy is tired.
                    DD: No, cannot. Because they are so small.
                    She practically straighten her legs and said \"See, they are so small.\" :shock:
                    Self-preservation skills.

                    Very useful. Very cute 😄

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                      duriz
                      last edited by

                      jedamum:
                      one day, during our conversation about things happening in school, ds1 told me that he asked his friend if that friend will be starting on P3 stuff during the holidays...


                      me : erm...some of your friends, both parents are working, so their parents may be too busy to introduce P3 work to them. and, please don't go around asking such stuff leh....later your friends think that I am a kiasu parent.

                      ds1 :roll: : but you are already surfing that web!
                      :faint:
                      He's right.
                      You're caught red-handed Mom 😄

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                        autumnbronze
                        last edited by

                        jedamum:
                        one day, during our conversation about things happening in school, ds1 told me that he asked his friend if that friend will be starting on P3 stuff during the holidays...


                        me : erm...some of your friends, both parents are working, so their parents may be too busy to introduce P3 work to them. and, please don't go around asking such stuff leh....later your friends think that I am a kiasu parent.

                        ds1 :roll: : but you are already surfing that web!

                        :faint:

                        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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