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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      buds
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      By now many here would already know my DD2's trait of asking the whys..

      Here is sharing another one of those \"whys\"..

      Hubs was on his way back from work (night)..
      I was heating up food for late night supper.
      DD2... my little owlette... as usual had not
      slept yet... and kept me company with her
      endless chatter. :roll:

      DD2 : Why do you have to heat up the food?

      Me : Cos daddy's on the way back home.

      DD2 : Ya, but why are you heating it up.. 😐

      Me : So that he'd have warm food to eat by the time he gets back.

      DD2 : Ya, but why? 😐

      Me : I dun get what you mean why? He IS from work you know..
      It'd be nice to have a nice warm meal to sit down and eat after one
      gets back home from work... just like how you like it done when you
      come back from school... ain't that right?

      DD2 : Ya, but i mean why does he need you to heat it up?
      You're sooo pregnant and you should be resting while waiting for him
      to come back home from work. Why doesn't he heat it up on his own
      when HE comes back from work? I mean... do it himself? 😐 😐 😐

      Me : Ermmm... he didn't ask me to you know... šŸ˜›

      DD2 : But HE called you just now to tell you he was on the way home, right?
      That's the same as telling you to do it, isn't it?

      Me : :rotflmao: Well... i didn't think of it \"that\" way ya know.. :lol:

      DD2 : Why? :?

      Me : :? Er... errrmm... mebbe coz... :? ... ermmmm... aaahh... :idea:
      Me : Mebbe cuz i'm a good wife bah? šŸ˜‰

      DD2 : Hmm.. :idea: Yeeeup, guess so...

      DD2 : Then that makes you the good wife... but that makes him the lousy husband.

      DD2 : Call very pregnant wife middle of the night... to almost like...
      tell her to heat up the food... cos he was on the way back... :roll:

      :evil: You betcha guns i told hubs what DD2 said! :evil:

      :rotflmao:

      Uh-oh... that owlette's in trouble for just staying up past her bedtime...
      She got tickled silly till she teared and said hokay hokay i go to sleep now..
      So you can kiss kiss muuaah muuaah with your good wife. Gd nite. šŸ˜›

      Kids say the darnest things hawrite! :roll:

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        janet88
        last edited by

        buds:
        DD2 : Ya, but i mean why does he need you to heat it up?

        You're sooo pregnant and you should be resting while waiting for him
        to come back home from work. Why doesn't he heat it up on his own
        when HE comes back from work? I mean... do it himself? 😐 😐 😐

        Me : Ermmm... he didn't ask me to you know... šŸ˜›

        DD2 : But HE called you just now to tell you he was on the way home, right?
        That's the same as telling you to do it, isn't it?

        DD2 : Then that makes you the good wife... but that makes him the lousy husband.

        DD2 : Call very pregnant wife middle of the night... to almost like...
        tell her to heat up the food... cos he was on the way back... :roll:
        Your daughter is really GOOD ! This has proven that kids and adults see things in a different angle.

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          Mrs Ang
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          tutormum:
          Was teaching my P3 gender.


          Me: What's masculine for duck?
          Student: duchess
          Me: What's feminine for hero?
          Student: superwoman
          Me: What's feminine for cock?
          Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
          Me: :roll: :faint:
          :faint:

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            Mrs Ang
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            janet_lee88:
            I reminded my son to put some powder after his shower...he was supposed to see a doctor for a review done. I said, 'Put some powder so you smell nicer'. He asked me, 'What for ? Any discount if I smell nicer ?'

            Wow....

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              autumnbronze
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              janet_lee88:
              I reminded my son to put some powder after his shower...he was supposed to see a doctor for a review done. I said, 'Put some powder so you smell nicer'. He asked me, 'What for ? Any discount if I smell nicer ?'

              :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                tutormum:
                Was teaching my P3 gender.


                Me: What's masculine for duck?
                Student: duchess
                Me: What's feminine for hero?
                Student: superwoman
                Me: What's feminine for cock?
                Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
                Me: :roll: :faint:
                :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                  Mrs Ang
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  DD2 : But HE called you just now to tell you he was on the way home, right?

                  That's the same as telling you to do it, isn't it?
                  Your DD2 is super!! She can read what her daddy is thinking :lol:

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                  • janet88J
                    janet88
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                    Mrs Ang:
                    buds:

                    DD2 : But HE called you just now to tell you he was on the way home, right?

                    That's the same as telling you to do it, isn't it?

                    Your DD2 is super!! She can read what her daddy is thinking :lol:

                    Your daughter can read his mind...that's the marvellous part and cons 😢 of being a girl/woman...she knows how to read in-between lines.

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                      smurf
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                      Was teaching ds1 what to do what not to do when he goes to p1, eg., listen to teacher when they are teaching, dun eat too slow in canteen, dun fight, only follow the teacher, dun follow strangers, learn how to queue up for food, etc.


                      Then I remember an incident whereby a worker brought a p1 boy to school toilet and molest/ abuse him.

                      Smurf: dun let other people touch u, dun touch other people bird bird.
                      Ds1: yike, their bird bird so smelly!

                      šŸ˜›


                      But he is so blur, I wonder if he would take note of what I said. šŸ™

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                        smurf
                        last edited by

                        LKVM:
                        smurf:

                        Smurf: dun let other people touch u, dun touch other people bird bird.

                        Ds1: yike, their bird bird so smelly!

                        šŸ˜›


                        But he is so blur, I wonder if he would take note of what I said. šŸ™

                        He is intelligent cause too smelly so ofcuz cannot touch or let others touch his šŸ˜›

                        Er, this one I not sure leh...

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