Kids say the darnest things...

[Mrs Ang]

tutormum:

Was teaching my P3 gender.


Me: What's masculine for duck?
Student: duchess
Me: What's feminine for hero?
Student: superwoman
Me: What's feminine for cock?
Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
Me: :roll: :faint:

:faint:

[Mrs Ang]

janet_lee88:

I reminded my son to put some powder after his shower...he was supposed to see a doctor for a review done. I said, 'Put some powder so you smell nicer'. He asked me, 'What for ? Any discount if I smell nicer ?'

Wow....

[autumnbronze]

janet_lee88:

I reminded my son to put some powder after his shower...he was supposed to see a doctor for a review done. I said, 'Put some powder so you smell nicer'. He asked me, 'What for ? Any discount if I smell nicer ?'

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[autumnbronze]

tutormum:

Was teaching my P3 gender.


Me: What's masculine for duck?
Student: duchess
Me: What's feminine for hero?
Student: superwoman
Me: What's feminine for cock?
Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
Me: :roll: :faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Mrs Ang]

buds:

DD2 : But HE called you just now to tell you he was on the way home, right?

That's the same as telling you to do it, isn't it?

Your DD2 is super!! She can read what her daddy is thinking :lol:

[janet88]

Mrs Ang:

buds:

DD2 : But HE called you just now to tell you he was on the way home, right?

That's the same as telling you to do it, isn't it?

Your DD2 is super!! She can read what her daddy is thinking :lol:

Your daughter can read his mind...that's the marvellous part and cons of being a girl/woman...she knows how to read in-between lines.

[smurf]

Was teaching ds1 what to do what not to do when he goes to p1, eg., listen to teacher when they are teaching, dun eat too slow in canteen, dun fight, only follow the teacher, dun follow strangers, learn how to queue up for food, etc.


Then I remember an incident whereby a worker brought a p1 boy to school toilet and molest/ abuse him.

Smurf: dun let other people touch u, dun touch other people bird bird.
Ds1: yike, their bird bird so smelly!




But he is so blur, I wonder if he would take note of what I said.

[smurf]

LKVM:

smurf:

Smurf: dun let other people touch u, dun touch other people bird bird.

Ds1: yike, their bird bird so smelly!




But he is so blur, I wonder if he would take note of what I said.

He is intelligent cause too smelly so ofcuz cannot touch or let others touch his

Er, this one I not sure leh...

[BlurBee]

smurf:

Smurf: dun let other people touch u, dun touch other people bird bird.

Ds1: yike, their bird bird so smelly!

:lol:

[Angelight]

My 3-year-old DD who has been fully toilet trained before she turns 3, occasionally wets her bed. Previously she would cry out for us if she wet her bed in the middle of night.


But last night was an exception. She actually slept through wetting her bed, and we only discovered her damp pants and bed when she woke up.
I asked her if she knew she had wetted the bed, she replied very innocently, \"No Mummy, I didn't pee pee on the bed. Somebody watered on my bed last night!\" :slapshead:

Not sure if she really was unaware that she peed on her bed in her sleep, or she just cooked up a story cos she is afraid I would scold her for wetting her bed. :?