Kids say the darnest things...
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buds:
Your DD2 is super!! She can read what her daddy is thinking :lol:DD2 : But HE called you just now to tell you he was on the way home, right?
That's the same as telling you to do it, isn't it? -
Mrs Ang:
Your daughter can read his mind...that's the marvellous part and cons
Your DD2 is super!! She can read what her daddy is thinking :lol:buds:
DD2 : But HE called you just now to tell you he was on the way home, right?
That's the same as telling you to do it, isn't it?
of being a girl/woman...she knows how to read in-between lines.
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Was teaching ds1 what to do what not to do when he goes to p1, eg., listen to teacher when they are teaching, dun eat too slow in canteen, dun fight, only follow the teacher, dun follow strangers, learn how to queue up for food, etc.
Then I remember an incident whereby a worker brought a p1 boy to school toilet and molest/ abuse him.
Smurf: dun let other people touch u, dun touch other people bird bird.
Ds1: yike, their bird bird so smelly!
But he is so blur, I wonder if he would take note of what I said.
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LKVM:
Er, this one I not sure leh...
He is intelligent cause too smelly so ofcuz cannot touch or let others touch hissmurf:
Smurf: dun let other people touch u, dun touch other people bird bird.
Ds1: yike, their bird bird so smelly!
But he is so blur, I wonder if he would take note of what I said. -
smurf:
:lol:Smurf: dun let other people touch u, dun touch other people bird bird.
Ds1: yike, their bird bird so smelly! -
My 3-year-old DD who has been fully toilet trained before she turns 3, occasionally wets her bed. Previously she would cry out for us if she wet her bed in the middle of night.
But last night was an exception. She actually slept through wetting her bed, and we only discovered her damp pants and bed when she woke up.
I asked her if she knew she had wetted the bed, she replied very innocently, \"No Mummy, I didn't pee pee on the bed. Somebody watered on my bed last night!\" :slapshead:
Not sure if she really was unaware that she peed on her bed in her sleep, or she just cooked up a story cos she is afraid I would scold her for wetting her bed. :? -
jedamum:
HAHAHAHA this is hilarious!! :rotflmao:
:rotflmao:tutormum:
Was teaching my P3 gender.
Me: What's masculine for duck?
Student: duchess
Me: What's feminine for hero?
Student: superwoman
Me: What's feminine for cock?
Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
Me: :roll: :faint: -
Daughter going P1 from tomorrow.
Daughter: Am I going to school tomorrow ? Do I have to wear the pinafore ?
Me: Yes, you’re going to P1 and yes, you have to wear the pinafore everyday.
Daughter: What ? I have to wear the pinafore everyday ? Will I look toot ? That pinafore looks ugly.
Oh yes, daddy showed me the picture of my form teacher. She looks so old. Can she teach ? -
janet_lee88:
Oh yes, daddy showed me the picture of my form teacher. She looks so old. Can she teach ?
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RRMummy:
I kena yesterday too when my DD1, 3yo, saw the wedding photo on the table.I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..
DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?
DD1: Mummy, why I am not inside?
Mummy: :shock: Becoz I have not given birth to you yet.
DD1: Why?
Mummy: Mummy has to get marry to your daddy first before I can have you. Now you are here, as well as Didi right? :roll:
DD1: Yes. But I want to be in there.
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