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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      smurf
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      Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese. 😞


      We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?

      Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.

      He mixed up 牛and 奶.

      Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
      Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!

      😢

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        Happy Mama
        last edited by

        smurf:
        Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese. 😞


        We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?

        Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.

        He mixed up 牛and 奶.

        Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
        Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶! 😢
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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          Trapwithin
          last edited by

          I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.


          Me: So what is the moral of the story?
          Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:

          She seems so serious that I decided to ask again

          Me: Seriously .. girl
          Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint:

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            twinklejoy
            last edited by

            smurf:
            Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese. 😞


            We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?

            Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.

            He mixed up 牛and 奶.

            Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
            Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!

            😢
            ops! 😓 but it's :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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              janet88
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              I bathed daughter yesterday. Was soaping her when I smelt pee.


              I: Girl, did you just pee ?
              Daughter: I don't know. Think so.
              I: What ? You don't know if you pee or not ?
              Daughter: Then should be. :roll:

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                twinklejoy
                last edited by

                while playing games with ds(still a toddler)in another room, I..er..well, pang pui.... 😓 😓

                immediately ds giggled and 'announced' loudly : mummy PU-PU! :oops:
                adoi! :faint:

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                  Happy Mama
                  last edited by

                  Trapwithin:
                  I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.


                  Me: So what is the moral of the story?
                  Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:

                  She seems so serious that I decided to ask again

                  Me: Seriously .. girl
                  Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint:
                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    Happy Mama
                    last edited by

                    janet_lee88:
                    I bathed daughter yesterday. Was soaping her when I smelt pee.


                    I: Girl, did you just pee ?
                    Daughter: I don't know. Think so.
                    I: What ? You don't know if you pee or not ?
                    Daughter: Then should be. :roll:
                    Hahaha!! :rotflmao:

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                      mambobb
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                      Happy Mama:
                      smurf:

                      Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese. 😞


                      We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?

                      Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.

                      He mixed up 牛and 奶.

                      Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
                      Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶! 😢

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        janet88
                        last edited by

                        Trapwithin:
                        I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.


                        Me: So what is the moral of the story?
                        Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:

                        She seems so serious that I decided to ask again

                        Me: Seriously .. girl
                        Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint:
                        I LIKE THIS.

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