Kids say the darnest things...

[jtoh]

ANobleNerd:

When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

Me: So how do you spell mummy?
DS: M-U-M-M-Y
Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
DS: D...?
Me (encouragingly): Yes...
DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jtoh]

Funz:

Overheard this conversation between my 2 kiddos that was carried out in whispered tones.


DD : you know you cannot use the F word
DS : yah that F word is a very bad word
DD : yah you cannot scold people using that word it is very rude
Me (getting alarmed) : ummm what F word are you talking about? Where did you hear it from?
DS : it is a very bad word
DD : yah very bad
Me : ok yah a very bad F word so what is it?
DD : oredi say very bad word lah mummy, cannot say it out
DS : yah don't make us say it cos it is very very rude
Me : ok, you don't have to say it, how about you spell it?
DD looked at DS and vice versa
DD : ok.....
DS looking on at DD with big saucer eyes
DD : F - A - T!
DS : so bad right mummy?

:faint:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Angelight]

DD (with much innocence): Mummy, I love daddy so much, I want to marry him when I grow up.


Me (abit shocked): But you can’t. He is already married to mummy. But you can choose someone like him.

DD (looked a little disappointed): But he is not daddy right?

I’m speechless.

[Mrsbongz]

lol.. my son said something similar a few yrs ago..


DS: mommy, when i grow up i want to marry u
DH: but wat abt me? Mommy's already married me..
Ds: by then u old n die already mah.. never mind wat...
:shock: LOL!!

[ChiefKiasu]

Mrsbongz:

lol.. my son said something similar a few yrs ago..


DS: mommy, when i grow up i want to marry u
DH: but wat abt me? Mommy's already married me..
Ds: by then u old n die already mah.. never mind wat...
:shock: LOL!!

:rotflmao: At this rate, I don't think your DH will actually have the privilege to grow OLD and die.

[autumnbronze]

One late afternoon, I was lying down beside my DS with my eyes closed.


So DS was quietly whispering the words \"shit\" and \"stupid\" to himself after waking up from his afternoon nap ....

ME: Babe, you know you are not allowed to use these words right ... so why are you using them??

DS: Mummi, why can't I use them?

ME: Because they are not good words to use in a conversation or in anger.

DS: But Mummi used them. I heard you scolding the driver when you were driving. Why Mummi can use them and XXX cannot?

ME: (wracking my brains for a way to do some form of damage control because of course its MY fault he picked up those words) Because Mummi is 18 years old and above :oops: :oops:

DS: Just like drinking coffee??? So in 15 years time I can drink Nespresso coffee and use the words ......

ME: ( really hard DS will forget that this conversation ever existed).

[jtoh]

autumnbronze, :lol: :lol: :lol: You're in for some rough years when your kid turns 18.

[Mrsbongz]

ChiefKiasu:

:rotflmao: At this rate, I don't think your DH will actually have the privilege to grow OLD and die.

I think so too..

jtoh:

autumnbronze, :lol: :lol: :lol: You're in for some rough years when your kid turns 18.

:lol: i concur!! my ds1 has a list of things he wants to do 'when he is a grownup'.. all bcos of such conversations!!

[BlurBee]

Funz:

Overheard this conversation between my 2 kiddos that was carried out in whispered tones.


........
Me : ok yah a very bad F word so what is it?
DD : oredi say very bad word lah mummy, cannot say it out
DS : yah don't make us say it cos it is very very rude
Me : ok, you don't have to say it, how about you spell it?
DD looked at DS and vice versa
DD : ok.....
DS looking on at DD with big saucer eyes
DD : F - A - T!
DS : so bad right mummy?

:faint:

:rotflmao:

[autumnbronze]

Mrsbongz:

jtoh:

autumnbronze, :lol: :lol: :lol: You're in for some rough years when your kid turns 18.

:lol: i concur!! my ds1 has a list of things he wants to do 'when he is a grownup'.. all bcos of such conversations!!

:nailbite: :nailbite: