Kids say the darnest things...
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lol.. my son said something similar a few yrs ago..
DS: mommy, when i grow up i want to marry u
DH: but wat abt me? Mommy's already married me..
Ds: by then u old n die already mah.. never mind wat...
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Mrsbongz:
:rotflmao: At this rate, I don't think your DH will actually have the privilege to grow OLD and die.lol.. my son said something similar a few yrs ago..
DS: mommy, when i grow up i want to marry u
DH: but wat abt me? Mommy's already married me..
Ds: by then u old n die already mah.. never mind wat...
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One late afternoon, I was lying down beside my DS with my eyes closed.
So DS was quietly whispering the words \"shit\" and \"stupid\" to himself after waking up from his afternoon nap ....
ME: Babe, you know you are not allowed to use these words right ... so why are you using them??
DS: Mummi, why can't I use them?
ME: Because they are not good words to use in a conversation or in anger.
DS: But Mummi used them. I heard you scolding the driver when you were driving. Why Mummi can use them and XXX cannot?
ME: (wracking my brains for a way to do some form of damage control because of course its MY fault he picked up those words) Because Mummi is 18 years old and above :oops: :oops:
DS: Just like drinking coffee??? So in 15 years time I can drink Nespresso coffee and use the words ......
ME: (
really hard DS will forget that this conversation ever existed). -
autumnbronze, :lol: :lol: :lol: You're in for some rough years when your kid turns 18.
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ChiefKiasu:
I think so too..
:rotflmao: At this rate, I don't think your DH will actually have the privilege to grow OLD and die.
jtoh:
:lol: i concur!! my ds1 has a list of things he wants to do 'when he is a grownup'.. all bcos of such conversations!!autumnbronze, :lol: :lol: :lol: You're in for some rough years when your kid turns 18.
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Funz:
:rotflmao:Overheard this conversation between my 2 kiddos that was carried out in whispered tones.
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Me : ok yah a very bad F word so what is it?
DD : oredi say very bad word lah mummy, cannot say it out
DS : yah don't make us say it cos it is very very rude
Me : ok, you don't have to say it, how about you spell it?
DD looked at DS and vice versa
DD : ok.....
DS looking on at DD with big saucer eyes
DD : F - A - T!
DS : so bad right mummy?
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Mrsbongz:
:nailbite: :nailbite:
:lol: i concur!! my ds1 has a list of things he wants to do 'when he is a grownup'.. all bcos of such conversations!!jtoh:
autumnbronze, :lol: :lol: :lol: You're in for some rough years when your kid turns 18.
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We had the car that weekend and DD2 was sitting in the back seat
with me and baby. I had to breast feed the baby when he woke up
when suddenly we reached a hump.
DD2 : Wow. Baby’s having milkshake. -
buds:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...We had the car that weekend and DD2 was sitting in the back seat
with me and baby. I had to breast feed the baby when he woke up
when suddenly we reached a hump.
DD2 : Wow. Baby's having milkshake.
That is REALLY a good one, sista!! -
Yeh.. you bet! :roll:
More where that came from..
Ya know what i mean..
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