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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • J Offline
      jtoh
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      autumnbronze, :lol: :lol: :lol: You're in for some rough years when your kid turns 18.

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        Mrsbongz
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        ChiefKiasu:

        :rotflmao: At this rate, I don't think your DH will actually have the privilege to grow OLD and die.
        I think so too.. 😉

        jtoh:
        autumnbronze, :lol: :lol: :lol: You're in for some rough years when your kid turns 18.
        :lol: i concur!! my ds1 has a list of things he wants to do 'when he is a grownup'.. all bcos of such conversations!!

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          BlurBee
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          Funz:
          Overheard this conversation between my 2 kiddos that was carried out in whispered tones.


          ........
          Me : ok yah a very bad F word so what is it?
          DD : oredi say very bad word lah mummy, cannot say it out
          DS : yah don't make us say it cos it is very very rude
          Me : ok, you don't have to say it, how about you spell it?
          DD looked at DS and vice versa
          DD : ok.....
          DS looking on at DD with big saucer eyes
          DD : F - A - T!
          DS : so bad right mummy?

          :faint:
          :rotflmao:

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            autumnbronze
            last edited by

            Mrsbongz:


            jtoh:

            autumnbronze, :lol: :lol: :lol: You're in for some rough years when your kid turns 18.

            :lol: i concur!! my ds1 has a list of things he wants to do 'when he is a grownup'.. all bcos of such conversations!!

            :nailbite: :nailbite:

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              buds
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              We had the car that weekend and DD2 was sitting in the back seat

              with me and baby. I had to breast feed the baby when he woke up
              when suddenly we reached a hump.

              DD2 : Wow. Baby’s having milkshake.

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                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                buds:
                We had the car that weekend and DD2 was sitting in the back seat

                with me and baby. I had to breast feed the baby when he woke up
                when suddenly we reached a hump.

                DD2 : Wow. Baby's having milkshake.
                :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...

                That is REALLY a good one, sista!!

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                  buds
                  last edited by

                  Yeh.. you bet! :roll:


                  More where that came from..

                  Ya know what i mean.. 😉

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    Hubs came back all frustrated :frustrated: with his boss and

                    was ranting :rant: away endlessly and... ehem... :idea: ...
                    as usual forgot to be mindful of those sharp ears of our
                    lil' elves who were... around... :roll:

                    Hubs : .... *rant mode* ... :rant: ... :slapshead: ... :rant: ...

                    Hubs : He's an idiot! :nunchuk:

                    DD1 : *wide eyed* :shock:

                    DD2 : *wide eyed* Gasp! :whut:

                    Hubs : ... *still on rant mode* ... :stupid: ... :rant: ... :nunchuk: ... :rant: ... :frustrated: ... :pokeeye: ... :rant: ...

                    Hubs : NO! Make that, A Stupid Idiot!

                    DD1 & DD2 : GASP!! :!:

                    Hubs : *yes... :roll: ... still on rant mode ... :rant: :frustrated: ... :spank: ... :rant: ... :gloomy: ...

                    Hubs : Oh no no NO!!! Make that.. He's a Bloody Stupid Idiot! :torchme:

                    DD1 & DD2 : :whut: :!: :faint:

                    DD2 : Daddy!!! :x Sssshh! Not in front of the kids! :roll:

                    Hubs : 😐

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                      jtoh
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                      autumnbronze:
                      buds:

                      We had the car that weekend and DD2 was sitting in the back seat

                      with me and baby. I had to breast feed the baby when he woke up
                      when suddenly we reached a hump.

                      DD2 : Wow. Baby's having milkshake.

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...

                      That is REALLY a good one, sista!!

                      :lol: :lol: :lol:

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                        jtoh
                        last edited by

                        buds, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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