Kids say the darnest things...

[SAHM_TAN]

jessicawongcs:

i was teaching DS on using words like tall, taller, big, bigger, etc... After awhile i asked him


Me: Who is fatter? DS or mommy?
DS: No, mommy isnt fat, just that DS is slimmer

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A diplomat in the making

[SAHM_TAN]

jessicawongcs:

at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

:!: :lol:

:rotflmao:

[BlurBee]

smurf:

Went out to have lunch with ds2 who is 3. I told him I'm not hungry so dun want to eat anything.


Smurf: I dun want to eat lah, quite full.
Ds2: no, cannot. You must eat more rice then you can grow up big big, etc (sounds familiar??).
smurf: erm, I already very 'big', no need to grow anymore.

:lol:

[BlurBee]

SAHM_TAN:

An innocent subject turned RA


DH: DS is getting taller.
DS: Yes, I'm getting taller.
DD: I'm taller than di di, I'm at mummy's breast xxxx!
Me: You are at my breast what?
DD: Breast meat!
Me: HUH????
At this point DD came to stand infront of me and say see at your breast meat.
Me: The correct term is chest level. :rotflmao:
BTW both still in kindy

:rotflmao:

[BlurBee]

jessicawongcs:

i was teaching DS on using words like tall, taller, big, bigger, etc... After awhile i asked him


Me: Who is fatter? DS or mommy?
DS: No, mommy isnt fat, just that DS is slimmer

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So :love:

[BlurBee]

jessicawongcs:

at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

:!: :lol:

:rotflmao:

[Flipper123]

BlurBee:

jessicawongcs:

at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

:!: :lol:

:rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Sun_2010]

jessicawongcs:

at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

:!: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

and what did the coffee uncle do?
did he put salt in ur coffee ??

[SAHM_TAN]

I was tired of listening to the kids bicker so told them after I die, you can only depend on each other so must treat each other better.


DS: I will save you (still too young to understand once die means the end)
DD1: How old will you live?
Me: Dunno
DD1: How old are you now?
Me: XX

DD1 started to count from my age to 100 (it’s the most she can count without confusion)

DD1: You will live till 100
Me: really?
DD1: Yes!

[SAHM_TAN]

jessicawongcs:

DS: Mommy, you are very lazy.

Me: Why you say that, my dear?
DS: coz you always sit down when you go to toilet...
(after some silence)
DS: sometimes i also lazy sit down and poo-poo but mommy is every day lazy

:rotflmao:

Ok I can't help myself, but how does he know you sit down everytime you go toilet?