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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Sun_2010
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      jessicawongcs:
      at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


      DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

      :!: :lol:
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

      and what did the coffee uncle do?
      did he put salt in ur coffee ?? πŸ˜„

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        SAHM_TAN
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        I was tired of listening to the kids bicker so told them after I die, you can only depend on each other so must treat each other better.


        DS: I will save you (still too young to understand once die means the end)
        DD1: How old will you live?
        Me: Dunno
        DD1: How old are you now?
        Me: XX

        DD1 started to count from my age to 100 (it’s the most she can count without confusion)

        DD1: You will live till 100
        Me: really?
        DD1: Yes!

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          SAHM_TAN
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          jessicawongcs:
          DS: Mommy, you are very lazy.

          Me: Why you say that, my dear?
          DS: coz you always sit down when you go to toilet...
          (after some silence)
          DS: sometimes i also lazy sit down and poo-poo but mommy is every day lazy

          πŸ˜“
          :rotflmao:

          Ok I can't help myself, but how does he know you sit down everytime you go toilet?

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            tankee
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            jessicawongcs:
            i was teaching DS on using words like tall, taller, big, bigger, etc... After awhile i asked him


            Me: Who is fatter? DS or mommy?
            DS: No, mommy isnt fat, just that DS is slimmer

            :lol: :lol: :lol:
            So :love: good eq :celebrate:

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              tankee
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              Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said "it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart … sigh "

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                ppnqq
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                A 3yo needed to pee and he almost urinated on the toilet floor.


                Dad : Pee at the bowl!
                3yo : This is toilet bowl, not bowl!
                No respond from dad.
                3yo : Bowl is for eating one!

                Still no respond from dad, because dad was already :oops: but the mum went :scratchhead: ..
                I bet you guys don't eat bowls, do you? Both dad and son = εŠζ–€ε…«δΈ€!
                :faint:

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                  Happy Mama
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                  tankee:
                  Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said \"it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart ... *sigh* \"

                  Hahaha... such a matured statement from an 8-yr old boy... cute! :love:

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                    Happy Mama
                    last edited by

                    jessicawongcs:
                    at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


                    DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

                    :!: :lol:
                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                      buds
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                      tankee:
                      Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said \"it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart ... *sigh* \"

                      Boi boi got his heart broken uh? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html

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                        ppnqq
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                        jessicawongcs:
                        DH's car radio spoilt, in the car, both going to pick me fr my class...


                        DS: daddy, u will be bored without radio
                        DH: it's ok, boy
                        DS: I will be your DJ today, better than listen to mommy...

                        DS starts singing all his nursery rhymes, even after I went into the car...

                        :lol: :lol: :lol:
                        Hahas. Mine too. Recentlly he's been singing inside the vehicle to replace the dead radio. πŸ˜‰

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