Kids say the darnest things...

[Sun_2010]

jessicawongcs:

at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

:!: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

and what did the coffee uncle do?
did he put salt in ur coffee ??

[SAHM_TAN]

I was tired of listening to the kids bicker so told them after I die, you can only depend on each other so must treat each other better.


DS: I will save you (still too young to understand once die means the end)
DD1: How old will you live?
Me: Dunno
DD1: How old are you now?
Me: XX

DD1 started to count from my age to 100 (it’s the most she can count without confusion)

DD1: You will live till 100
Me: really?
DD1: Yes!

[SAHM_TAN]

jessicawongcs:

DS: Mommy, you are very lazy.

Me: Why you say that, my dear?
DS: coz you always sit down when you go to toilet...
(after some silence)
DS: sometimes i also lazy sit down and poo-poo but mommy is every day lazy

:rotflmao:

Ok I can't help myself, but how does he know you sit down everytime you go toilet?

[tankee]

jessicawongcs:

i was teaching DS on using words like tall, taller, big, bigger, etc... After awhile i asked him


Me: Who is fatter? DS or mommy?
DS: No, mommy isnt fat, just that DS is slimmer

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So :love: good eq :celebrate:

[tankee]

Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said "it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart … sigh "

[ppnqq]

A 3yo needed to pee and he almost urinated on the toilet floor.


Dad : Pee at the bowl!
3yo : This is toilet bowl, not bowl!
No respond from dad.
3yo : Bowl is for eating one!

Still no respond from dad, because dad was already :oops: but the mum went :scratchhead: ..
I bet you guys don't eat bowls, do you? Both dad and son = 半斤八两!
:faint:

[Happy Mama]

tankee:

Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said \"it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart ... *sigh* \"

Hahaha... such a matured statement from an 8-yr old boy... cute! :love:

[Happy Mama]

jessicawongcs:

at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

:!: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[buds]

tankee:

Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said \"it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart ... *sigh* \"

Boi boi got his heart broken uh? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html

[ppnqq]

jessicawongcs:

DH's car radio spoilt, in the car, both going to pick me fr my class...


DS: daddy, u will be bored without radio
DH: it's ok, boy
DS: I will be your DJ today, better than listen to mommy...

DS starts singing all his nursery rhymes, even after I went into the car...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hahas. Mine too. Recentlly he's been singing inside the vehicle to replace the dead radio.