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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • tankeeT Offline
      tankee
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      Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said "it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart … sigh "

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        ppnqq
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        A 3yo needed to pee and he almost urinated on the toilet floor.


        Dad : Pee at the bowl!
        3yo : This is toilet bowl, not bowl!
        No respond from dad.
        3yo : Bowl is for eating one!

        Still no respond from dad, because dad was already :oops: but the mum went :scratchhead: ..
        I bet you guys don't eat bowls, do you? Both dad and son = 半斤八两!
        :faint:

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          Happy Mama
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          tankee:
          Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said \"it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart ... *sigh* \"

          Hahaha... such a matured statement from an 8-yr old boy... cute! :love:

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            Happy Mama
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            jessicawongcs:
            at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...


            DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"

            :!: :lol:
            :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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              buds
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              tankee:
              Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said \"it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart ... *sigh* \"

              Boi boi got his heart broken uh? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html

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                ppnqq
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                jessicawongcs:
                DH's car radio spoilt, in the car, both going to pick me fr my class...


                DS: daddy, u will be bored without radio
                DH: it's ok, boy
                DS: I will be your DJ today, better than listen to mommy...

                DS starts singing all his nursery rhymes, even after I went into the car...

                :lol: :lol: :lol:
                Hahas. Mine too. Recentlly he's been singing inside the vehicle to replace the dead radio. 😉

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                  autumnbronze
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                  So my DH recently bought this device called the Dust Mite Controller which is supposed to reduce dust mite population and thus effect of allergies using ultrasonic wave frequency. We placed the device under DS's bed.


                  Today, when he came back from kindy, I noticed a little bit of dried blood inside his nose ....

                  Me: what happened, why is there blood in your nose??

                  DS: mummi, I know, I know ....

                  Me: So tell me ...

                  DS: One of the dust mites was deaf and could not hear the sound frequency and so it crawled on my body until it reached inside my nose and bit me, thats why there is blood.

                  Me: :!: , then :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    BlurBee
                    last edited by

                    tankee:
                    Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said \"it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart ... *sigh* \"

                    :lol:

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                      BlurBee
                      last edited by

                      ppnqq:
                      A 3yo needed to pee and he almost urinated on the toilet floor.


                      Dad : Pee at the bowl!
                      3yo : This is toilet bowl, not bowl!
                      No respond from dad.
                      3yo : Bowl is for eating one!

                      Still no respond from dad, because dad was already :oops: but the mum went :scratchhead: ..
                      I bet you guys don't eat bowls, do you? Both dad and son = 半斤八两!
                      :faint:
                      :lol:

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                        BlurBee
                        last edited by

                        jessicawongcs:
                        DH's car radio spoilt, in the car, both going to pick me fr my class...


                        DS: daddy, u will be bored without radio
                        DH: it's ok, boy
                        DS: I will be your DJ today, better than listen to mommy...

                        DS starts singing all his nursery rhymes, even after I went into the car...

                        :lol: :lol: :lol:
                        :lol:

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