Kids say the darnest things...
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I was tired of listening to the kids bicker so told them after I die, you can only depend on each other so must treat each other better.
DS: I will save you (still too young to understand once die means the end)
DD1: How old will you live?
Me: Dunno
DD1: How old are you now?
Me: XX
DD1 started to count from my age to 100 (itβs the most she can count without confusion)
DD1: You will live till 100
Me: really?
DD1: Yes! -
jessicawongcs:
:rotflmao:DS: Mommy, you are very lazy.
Me: Why you say that, my dear?
DS: coz you always sit down when you go to toilet...
(after some silence)
DS: sometimes i also lazy sit down and poo-poo but mommy is every day lazy
Ok I can't help myself, but how does he know you sit down everytime you go toilet? -
jessicawongcs:
So :love: good eq :celebrate:i was teaching DS on using words like tall, taller, big, bigger, etc... After awhile i asked him
Me: Who is fatter? DS or mommy?
DS: No, mommy isnt fat, just that DS is slimmer
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Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said "it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart β¦ sigh "
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A 3yo needed to pee and he almost urinated on the toilet floor.
Dad : Pee at the bowl!
3yo : This is toilet bowl, not bowl!
No respond from dad.
3yo : Bowl is for eating one!
Still no respond from dad, because dad was already :oops: but the mum went :scratchhead: ..
I bet you guys don't eat bowls, do you? Both dad and son = εζ€ε «δΈ€!
:faint: -
tankee:
Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said \"it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart ... *sigh* \"
Hahaha... such a matured statement from an 8-yr old boy... cute! :love: -
jessicawongcs:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:at the coffee shop near our place, always there in the morning...
DS asked the coffee uncle with big tummy: \"Uncle, when will ur baby come out? (point at uncle's tummy) my aunty's baby already come out but why yours took so long?\"
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tankee:
Over dinner last evening, our Pr2 DS suddenly said \"it is so hard to find a beautiful girl with a good heart ... *sigh* \"
Boi boi got his heart broken uh? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html -
jessicawongcs:
Hahas. Mine too. Recentlly he's been singing inside the vehicle to replace the dead radio.DH's car radio spoilt, in the car, both going to pick me fr my class...
DS: daddy, u will be bored without radio
DH: it's ok, boy
DS: I will be your DJ today, better than listen to mommy...
DS starts singing all his nursery rhymes, even after I went into the car...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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So my DH recently bought this device called the Dust Mite Controller which is supposed to reduce dust mite population and thus effect of allergies using ultrasonic wave frequency. We placed the device under DS's bed.
Today, when he came back from kindy, I noticed a little bit of dried blood inside his nose ....
Me: what happened, why is there blood in your nose??
DS: mummi, I know, I know ....
Me: So tell me ...
DS: One of the dust mites was deaf and could not hear the sound frequency and so it crawled on my body until it reached inside my nose and bit me, thats why there is blood.
Me: :!: , then :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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