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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      BlurBee
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      autumnbronze:
      Today, when he came back from kindy, I noticed a little bit of dried blood inside his nose ....


      Me: what happened, why is there blood in your nose??

      DS: mummi, I know, I know ....

      Me: So tell me ...

      DS: One of the dust mites was deaf and could not hear the sound frequency and so it crawled on my body until it reached inside my nose and bit me, thats why there is blood.

      Me: :!: , then :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
      :lol:
      So how's he now? Too heaty?

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        autumnbronze
        last edited by

        BlurBee:

        So how's he now? Too heaty?
        He is okie. Recovering from runny nose and I think he has been blowing his nose too much.

        Thanks for asking 😄

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          RRMummy
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          Just yesterday, after I picked her up from childcare.


          DD2: \"Mummy, I don't know who will be a mummy first. Jie-jie or me?\"

          Me: :!: Why do you ask?

          DD2: Because I don't know the answer. I am thinking about next time when I grow up.

          This girl's mind working overtime on all the wrong things... :roll:

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            SAHM_TAN
            last edited by

            RRMummy:
            Just yesterday, after I picked her up from childcare.


            DD2: \"Mummy, I don't know who will be a mummy first. Jie-jie or me?\"

            Me: :!: Why do you ask?

            DD2: Because I don't know the answer. I am thinking about next time when I grow up.

            This girl's mind working overtime on all the wrong things... :roll:
            cute :lol: must be the pretend play on OT

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              tankee
              last edited by

              my P2 DS's composition


              One day, Jimmy was eating some biscults. His mother notised and warned Jimmy that snacks are unhealthy and make him sick.

              Then during tea time, Jimmy continued to eat the snacks as he was greedy. His brother saw him eating and he was at a loss for words.

              Laterm Jimmy had a stomach ache and he vomited in the house. His mother almost jumped out of her skin.

              Jimmy's mother quickly took him to the nearby clinic. The doctoer reminded Jimmy that eating too much snacks would make him vomit. Jimmy nodded and agreed. From that day on, Jimmy did not eat snacks for donkey's years.

              :lol: :lol:

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                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                tankee:
                my P2 DS's composition


                One day, Jimmy was eating some biscults. His mother notised and warned Jimmy that snacks are unhealthy and make him sick.

                Then during tea time, Jimmy continued to eat the snacks as he was greedy. His brother saw him eating and he was at a loss for words.

                Laterm Jimmy had a stomach ache and he vomited in the house. His mother almost jumped out of her skin.

                Jimmy's mother quickly took him to the nearby clinic. The doctoer reminded Jimmy that eating too much snacks would make him vomit. Jimmy nodded and agreed. From that day on, Jimmy did not eat snacks for donkey's years.

                :lol: :lol:
                So funny :lol: :lol:

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                  BlurBee
                  last edited by

                  tankee:
                  my P2 DS's composition

                  Is it his life story? Mummy restricts him from eating snacks?
                  😉

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                    tankee
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                    BlurBee:
                    tankee:

                    my P2 DS's composition


                    Is it his life story? Mummy restricts him from eating snacks?
                    😉


                    DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.

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                      smurf
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                      Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his ‘bird’ and said, ’ this is my gun!’ then he twist and turned and went,’ bang bang!’ :!:

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                        BlurBee
                        last edited by

                        tankee:
                        DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.

                        Mine too. He will start coughing once eaten chocolate. 😞
                        Can only eat little little.

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