Kids say the darnest things...

[BlurBee]

ppnqq:

A 3yo needed to pee and he almost urinated on the toilet floor.


Dad : Pee at the bowl!
3yo : This is toilet bowl, not bowl!
No respond from dad.
3yo : Bowl is for eating one!

Still no respond from dad, because dad was already :oops: but the mum went :scratchhead: ..
I bet you guys don't eat bowls, do you? Both dad and son = 半斤八两!
:faint:

:lol:

[BlurBee]

jessicawongcs:

DH's car radio spoilt, in the car, both going to pick me fr my class...


DS: daddy, u will be bored without radio
DH: it's ok, boy
DS: I will be your DJ today, better than listen to mommy...

DS starts singing all his nursery rhymes, even after I went into the car...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

[BlurBee]

autumnbronze:

Today, when he came back from kindy, I noticed a little bit of dried blood inside his nose ....


Me: what happened, why is there blood in your nose??

DS: mummi, I know, I know ....

Me: So tell me ...

DS: One of the dust mites was deaf and could not hear the sound frequency and so it crawled on my body until it reached inside my nose and bit me, thats why there is blood.

Me: :!: , then :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:lol:
So how's he now? Too heaty?

[autumnbronze]

BlurBee:

So how's he now? Too heaty?

He is okie. Recovering from runny nose and I think he has been blowing his nose too much.

Thanks for asking

[RRMummy]

Just yesterday, after I picked her up from childcare.


DD2: \"Mummy, I don't know who will be a mummy first. Jie-jie or me?\"

Me: :!: Why do you ask?

DD2: Because I don't know the answer. I am thinking about next time when I grow up.

This girl's mind working overtime on all the wrong things... :roll:

[SAHM_TAN]

RRMummy:

Just yesterday, after I picked her up from childcare.


DD2: \"Mummy, I don't know who will be a mummy first. Jie-jie or me?\"

Me: :!: Why do you ask?

DD2: Because I don't know the answer. I am thinking about next time when I grow up.

This girl's mind working overtime on all the wrong things... :roll:

cute :lol: must be the pretend play on OT

[tankee]

my P2 DS's composition


One day, Jimmy was eating some biscults. His mother notised and warned Jimmy that snacks are unhealthy and make him sick.

Then during tea time, Jimmy continued to eat the snacks as he was greedy. His brother saw him eating and he was at a loss for words.

Laterm Jimmy had a stomach ache and he vomited in the house. His mother almost jumped out of her skin.

Jimmy's mother quickly took him to the nearby clinic. The doctoer reminded Jimmy that eating too much snacks would make him vomit. Jimmy nodded and agreed. From that day on, Jimmy did not eat snacks for donkey's years.

:lol: :lol:

[autumnbronze]

tankee:

my P2 DS's composition


One day, Jimmy was eating some biscults. His mother notised and warned Jimmy that snacks are unhealthy and make him sick.

Then during tea time, Jimmy continued to eat the snacks as he was greedy. His brother saw him eating and he was at a loss for words.

Laterm Jimmy had a stomach ache and he vomited in the house. His mother almost jumped out of her skin.

Jimmy's mother quickly took him to the nearby clinic. The doctoer reminded Jimmy that eating too much snacks would make him vomit. Jimmy nodded and agreed. From that day on, Jimmy did not eat snacks for donkey's years.

:lol: :lol:

So funny :lol: :lol:

[BlurBee]

tankee:

my P2 DS's composition

Is it his life story? Mummy restricts him from eating snacks?

[tankee]

BlurBee:

tankee:

my P2 DS's composition

Is it his life story? Mummy restricts him from eating snacks?

DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.