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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      SAHM_TAN
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      RRMummy:
      Just yesterday, after I picked her up from childcare.


      DD2: \"Mummy, I don't know who will be a mummy first. Jie-jie or me?\"

      Me: :!: Why do you ask?

      DD2: Because I don't know the answer. I am thinking about next time when I grow up.

      This girl's mind working overtime on all the wrong things... :roll:
      cute :lol: must be the pretend play on OT

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        tankee
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        my P2 DS's composition


        One day, Jimmy was eating some biscults. His mother notised and warned Jimmy that snacks are unhealthy and make him sick.

        Then during tea time, Jimmy continued to eat the snacks as he was greedy. His brother saw him eating and he was at a loss for words.

        Laterm Jimmy had a stomach ache and he vomited in the house. His mother almost jumped out of her skin.

        Jimmy's mother quickly took him to the nearby clinic. The doctoer reminded Jimmy that eating too much snacks would make him vomit. Jimmy nodded and agreed. From that day on, Jimmy did not eat snacks for donkey's years.

        :lol: :lol:

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          autumnbronze
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          tankee:
          my P2 DS's composition


          One day, Jimmy was eating some biscults. His mother notised and warned Jimmy that snacks are unhealthy and make him sick.

          Then during tea time, Jimmy continued to eat the snacks as he was greedy. His brother saw him eating and he was at a loss for words.

          Laterm Jimmy had a stomach ache and he vomited in the house. His mother almost jumped out of her skin.

          Jimmy's mother quickly took him to the nearby clinic. The doctoer reminded Jimmy that eating too much snacks would make him vomit. Jimmy nodded and agreed. From that day on, Jimmy did not eat snacks for donkey's years.

          :lol: :lol:
          So funny :lol: :lol:

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            BlurBee
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            tankee:
            my P2 DS's composition

            Is it his life story? Mummy restricts him from eating snacks?
            😉

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              tankee
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              BlurBee:
              tankee:

              my P2 DS's composition


              Is it his life story? Mummy restricts him from eating snacks?
              😉


              DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.

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                smurf
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                Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his ‘bird’ and said, ’ this is my gun!’ then he twist and turned and went,’ bang bang!’ :!:

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                  BlurBee
                  last edited by

                  tankee:
                  DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.

                  Mine too. He will start coughing once eaten chocolate. 😞
                  Can only eat little little.

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                    BlurBee
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                    smurf:
                    Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

                    :faint:
                    :rotflmao:

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                      tankee
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                      smurf:
                      Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:


                      :rotflmao:

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                        Happy Mama
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                        smurf:
                        Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

                        :!: :rotflmao:

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