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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      autumnbronze
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      tankee:
      my P2 DS's composition


      One day, Jimmy was eating some biscults. His mother notised and warned Jimmy that snacks are unhealthy and make him sick.

      Then during tea time, Jimmy continued to eat the snacks as he was greedy. His brother saw him eating and he was at a loss for words.

      Laterm Jimmy had a stomach ache and he vomited in the house. His mother almost jumped out of her skin.

      Jimmy's mother quickly took him to the nearby clinic. The doctoer reminded Jimmy that eating too much snacks would make him vomit. Jimmy nodded and agreed. From that day on, Jimmy did not eat snacks for donkey's years.

      :lol: :lol:
      So funny :lol: :lol:

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        BlurBee
        last edited by

        tankee:
        my P2 DS's composition

        Is it his life story? Mummy restricts him from eating snacks?
        😉

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          tankee
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          BlurBee:
          tankee:

          my P2 DS's composition


          Is it his life story? Mummy restricts him from eating snacks?
          😉


          DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.

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            smurf
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            Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his ‘bird’ and said, ’ this is my gun!’ then he twist and turned and went,’ bang bang!’ :!:

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              BlurBee
              last edited by

              tankee:
              DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.

              Mine too. He will start coughing once eaten chocolate. 😞
              Can only eat little little.

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                BlurBee
                last edited by

                smurf:
                Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

                :faint:
                :rotflmao:

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                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  smurf:
                  Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:


                  :rotflmao:

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                    Happy Mama
                    last edited by

                    smurf:
                    Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

                    :!: :rotflmao:

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                      poppy15
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                      BlurBee:
                      tankee:

                      DS is kind of weak, so often fall sick. When he is sick, he is discipline enough to stay clear of food that we say he cannot eat, like cold drinks, ice cream, biscuits etc, even when offered. It is somewhat reflecting his own story.


                      Mine too. He will start coughing once eaten chocolate. 😞
                      Can only eat little little.

                      mine 3. we do not allow DD to eat ice cream, choco, biscuits or fried stuff. once she gets too heaty inside, she will start to hv nose bleed. for DS, he's also not allow too much else he starts to get throat imflamation.

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                        SAHM_TAN
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                        smurf:
                        Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:

                        :lol: :lol:

                        For my boy, when peeing, it will get a bit bigger, he said, my \"di di\" has muscles :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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