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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      BlurBee
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      SAHM_TAN:
      For my boy, when peeing, it will get a bit bigger, he said, my \"di di\" has muscles :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

      :rotflmao:

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        tankee
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        SAHM_TAN:
        For my boy, when peeing, it will get a bit bigger, he said, my \"di di\" has muscles :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

        :rotflmao:

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          tankee
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          jessicawongcs:
          when DS was abt 2 and half yr old, he was looked after by my parents. As DH and I had to work, and my parents are old, so most of the time DS will be home.


          DS will think of ways to get the keys in order to open the gate to get out of the house.

          First, he used chairs and tables. so we kept them.
          Second, he used pails, make it up-side-down and climb on it. so we kept them.
          third, he used newpapers, pile them up and climb on it :!:

          Now, his height is at 110cm for a 4yr old boy, and is able to reach the keys cupboard easily.
          When asked to help to bring the keys, he will lie down on the floor.
          Me: u used to love to think of ways to get the keys, why are u on the floor?
          DS: so that i can be baby again and it is fun to see the surprise face u all gave me 😐

          What a smart boy !! :lol:

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            SAHM_TAN
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            jessicawongcs:
            smurf:

            Yesterday, was showering ds2, during the showering, he hold his 'bird' and said, ' this is my gun!' then he twist and turned and went,' bang bang!' :!:


            :lol:

            DS will do the same and said better than the \"water gun\" that mommy buy as he can control the water :!:

            :rotflmao:

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              SAHM_TAN
              last edited by

              jessicawongcs:
              when DS was abt 2 and half yr old, he was looked after by my parents. As DH and I had to work, and my parents are old, so most of the time DS will be home.


              DS will think of ways to get the keys in order to open the gate to get out of the house.

              First, he used chairs and tables. so we kept them.
              Second, he used pails, make it up-side-down and climb on it. so we kept them.
              third, he used newpapers, pile them up and climb on it :!:

              Now, his height is at 110cm for a 4yr old boy, and is able to reach the keys cupboard easily.
              When asked to help to bring the keys, he will lie down on the floor.
              Me: u used to love to think of ways to get the keys, why are u on the floor?
              DS: so that i can be baby again and it is fun to see the surprise face u all gave me 😐
              Smart boy to think of means and ways to get what he want

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                AGL
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                When i hand-wash my clothes, I have the habit of throwing the basin of laundry water into the toilet bowl. Once I was handwashing my 4-yr-old’s bright red dress, the colour runs and when I flushed the toilet with the water, it leaves a pretty bright pink in the toilet bowl.


                When DS woke up from her nap, & was using the toilet, she noticed it straightaway. "Why is the toilet bowl water pink, mummy?". I answered "because i was washing your red dress".

                She considered that for a moment and kept quiet. It was only later that night when she finally asked what might have been bugging her that few hours…

                "Mummy, why did you wash my favourite red dress in the toilet bowl?"

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                  poppy15
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                  AGL:
                  When i hand-wash my clothes, I have the habit of throwing the basin of laundry water into the toilet bowl. Once I was handwashing my 4-yr-old's bright red dress, the colour runs and when I flushed the toilet with the water, it leaves a pretty bright pink in the toilet bowl.


                  When DS woke up from her nap, & was using the toilet, she noticed it straightaway. \"Why is the toilet bowl water pink, mummy?\". I answered \"because i was washing your red dress\".

                  She considered that for a moment and kept quiet. It was only later that night when she finally asked what might have been bugging her that few hours...

                  \"Mummy, why did you wash my favourite red dress in the toilet bowl?\"
                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    SAHM_TAN
                    last edited by

                    AGL:
                    When i hand-wash my clothes, I have the habit of throwing the basin of laundry water into the toilet bowl. Once I was handwashing my 4-yr-old's bright red dress, the colour runs and when I flushed the toilet with the water, it leaves a pretty bright pink in the toilet bowl.


                    When DS woke up from her nap, & was using the toilet, she noticed it straightaway. \"Why is the toilet bowl water pink, mummy?\". I answered \"because i was washing your red dress\".

                    She considered that for a moment and kept quiet. It was only later that night when she finally asked what might have been bugging her that few hours...

                    \"Mummy, why did you wash my favourite red dress in the toilet bowl?\"
                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                      buds
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                      DD2 and i were awaiting American Idol episode yesterday when we realised

                      there was the final political party broadcast. When it ended, she said, \"And
                      now..... after the nation wide vote of millions...... the one leaving us tonite
                      i'm afraid......
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      .

                      is PAP!

                      :yikes:

                      :faint:

                      :siam:

                      When i asked why she said that, she replied, \"The guy spoke last, so i only
                      remembered the abb of his party.\" :skeptical:

                      Hubs came back home in time to hear it and see it with his own eyes.. and
                      he told her... \"Ssshhh... things like these can get you into trouble.\"

                      Then she said, \"You sssshhhh.... i see dead people.\"
                      *Quoting the sixth sense movie featuring Bruce Willis*

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                        SAHM_TAN
                        last edited by

                        buds:
                        DD2 and i were awaiting American Idol episode yesterday when we realised

                        there was the final political party broadcast. When it ended, she said, \"And
                        now..... after the nation wide vote of millions...... the one leaving us tonite
                        i'm afraid......
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .

                        is PAP!

                        :!:

                        :faint:

                        :siam:

                        When i asked why she said that, she replied, \"The guy spoke last, so i only
                        remembered the abb of his party.\" :skeptical:

                        Hubs came back home in time to hear it and see it with his own eyes.. and
                        he told her... \"Ssshhh... things like these can get you into trouble.\"

                        Then she said, \"You sssshhhh.... i see dead people.\"
                        *Quoting the sixth sense movie featuring Bruce Willis*
                        :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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