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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • tankeeT Offline
      tankee
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      BlurBee:
      tankee:

      this happened a while back.


      One night, DS was flipping through his Lego catalog, making comments about how nice each of the models are, trying convince us to buy them for him.

      DW (giving in) : how about you use your money in your piggy bank to buy 1 of these?

      DS (thought for a moment) : cannot. I am saving up my money to buy you a watch.

      DW :love:

      that very next evening, DS was \"surprised\" with a box of Lego. :lol:

      like father like son? :evil:

      :oops:

      DS is a charmer, but his dad is a block of wood. :lol:

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      • S Offline
        SAHM_TAN
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        jessicawongcs:
        Funz:

        Not so much what kids say but what kids write. Some very inventive spelling from this year's bunch of K2s. See if you can figure out what these words are supposed to be. Some quite easy some really classic


        farmerci
        cleanik
        madson or madsen
        horse peter or horsepeetle
        kyour

        pharmacy
        clinic
        medicine
        hospital
        ?

        Is the last one cure?

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        • FunzF Offline
          Funz
          last edited by

          Haha, yah the last one is ‘cure’.

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          • B Offline
            buds
            last edited by

            Funz.. innovative.. cos it looks a little french some bits. :lol:

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              buds
              last edited by

              tankee:
              DS is a charmer, but his dad is a block of wood. :lol:

              You? A block of wood? :scratchhead:

              I honestly don't think so.
              A creatively notti guy who comes up with all sorts of notti games..
              Brings his wifey and son to breathe in all of Switzerland with him..
              Buys his wife a Louiey Vuitton... and pits his KPs so he could get
              her an iPad (& more of course).. over at our KiasuParents' Auction..?

              Naaaahh.. i dun buy that at all. What more with those nice charming
              eyes you have... You are definitely one helluva charmer, tankee & i
              do not think you need to be modest as to pit yourself against a block
              of wood. 😉

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              • S Offline
                SAHM_TAN
                last edited by

                With 3 kids, I sometimes will call out the wrong name.


                I was speaking to DD1 but called out DD3’s name

                DD1: Since I’m DD3, I don’t need to go to school liao

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                  SAHM_TAN
                  last edited by

                  My DD1 is a fan of Winx club. I limit TV time per day, so both DD1 and DS2 will watch each other’s prog.


                  At the start of a programme introducing Europe’s places of interest, they showed pics of cherubs.

                  DS2: Baby Winx clubs

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                  • tankeeT Offline
                    tankee
                    last edited by

                    buds:
                    tankee:

                    DS is a charmer, but his dad is a block of wood. :lol:


                    You? A block of wood? :scratchhead:

                    I honestly don't think so.
                    A creatively notti guy who comes up with all sorts of notti games..
                    Brings his wifey and son to breathe in all of Switzerland with him..
                    Buys his wife a Louiey Vuitton... and pits his KPs so he could get
                    her an iPad (& more of course).. over at our KiasuParents' Auction..?

                    Naaaahh.. i dun buy that at all. What more with those nice charming
                    eyes you have... You are definitely one helluva charmer, tankee & i
                    do not think you need to be modest as to pit yourself against a block
                    of wood. 😉

                    :oops: :oops: :oops:

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                    • H Offline
                      Happy Mama
                      last edited by

                      buds:
                      tankee:

                      DS is a charmer, but his dad is a block of wood. :lol:


                      You? A block of wood? :scratchhead:

                      I honestly don't think so.
                      A creatively notti guy who comes up with all sorts of notti games..
                      Brings his wifey and son to breathe in all of Switzerland with him..
                      Buys his wife a Louiey Vuitton... and pits his KPs so he could get
                      her an iPad (& more of course).. over at our KiasuParents' Auction..?

                      Naaaahh.. i dun buy that at all. What more with those nice charming
                      eyes you have... You are definitely one helluva charmer, tankee & i
                      do not think you need to be modest as to pit yourself against a block
                      of wood. 😉

                      Agree with Buds! :celebrate: 😉

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                      • FunzF Offline
                        Funz
                        last edited by

                        DD was doing her Chinese homework and went to ask DH how to read some words.


                        Among it was 瞪. The whole phrase was 瞪了我一眼. DH asked her if she knows the meaning.

                        She said ‘stare with one eye?’
                        DS overheard and did a direct translation.
                        瞪 = stare
                        了 = already
                        我 = I
                        一 = one
                        眼 = eye

                        and both proceeded to do that and were soon rolling on the floor laughing away.

                        Haiz, can’t say much about their standard of Chinese but at least they are having fun with it.

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