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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      buds
      last edited by

      Funz.. innovative.. cos it looks a little french some bits. :lol:

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        buds
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        tankee:
        DS is a charmer, but his dad is a block of wood. :lol:

        You? A block of wood? :scratchhead:

        I honestly don't think so.
        A creatively notti guy who comes up with all sorts of notti games..
        Brings his wifey and son to breathe in all of Switzerland with him..
        Buys his wife a Louiey Vuitton... and pits his KPs so he could get
        her an iPad (& more of course).. over at our KiasuParents' Auction..?

        Naaaahh.. i dun buy that at all. What more with those nice charming
        eyes you have... You are definitely one helluva charmer, tankee & i
        do not think you need to be modest as to pit yourself against a block
        of wood. 😉

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          SAHM_TAN
          last edited by

          With 3 kids, I sometimes will call out the wrong name.


          I was speaking to DD1 but called out DD3’s name

          DD1: Since I’m DD3, I don’t need to go to school liao

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            SAHM_TAN
            last edited by

            My DD1 is a fan of Winx club. I limit TV time per day, so both DD1 and DS2 will watch each other’s prog.


            At the start of a programme introducing Europe’s places of interest, they showed pics of cherubs.

            DS2: Baby Winx clubs

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              tankee
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              buds:
              tankee:

              DS is a charmer, but his dad is a block of wood. :lol:


              You? A block of wood? :scratchhead:

              I honestly don't think so.
              A creatively notti guy who comes up with all sorts of notti games..
              Brings his wifey and son to breathe in all of Switzerland with him..
              Buys his wife a Louiey Vuitton... and pits his KPs so he could get
              her an iPad (& more of course).. over at our KiasuParents' Auction..?

              Naaaahh.. i dun buy that at all. What more with those nice charming
              eyes you have... You are definitely one helluva charmer, tankee & i
              do not think you need to be modest as to pit yourself against a block
              of wood. 😉

              :oops: :oops: :oops:

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                Happy Mama
                last edited by

                buds:
                tankee:

                DS is a charmer, but his dad is a block of wood. :lol:


                You? A block of wood? :scratchhead:

                I honestly don't think so.
                A creatively notti guy who comes up with all sorts of notti games..
                Brings his wifey and son to breathe in all of Switzerland with him..
                Buys his wife a Louiey Vuitton... and pits his KPs so he could get
                her an iPad (& more of course).. over at our KiasuParents' Auction..?

                Naaaahh.. i dun buy that at all. What more with those nice charming
                eyes you have... You are definitely one helluva charmer, tankee & i
                do not think you need to be modest as to pit yourself against a block
                of wood. 😉

                Agree with Buds! :celebrate: 😉

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                  Funz
                  last edited by

                  DD was doing her Chinese homework and went to ask DH how to read some words.


                  Among it was 瞪. The whole phrase was 瞪了我一眼. DH asked her if she knows the meaning.

                  She said ‘stare with one eye?’
                  DS overheard and did a direct translation.
                  瞪 = stare
                  了 = already
                  我 = I
                  一 = one
                  眼 = eye

                  and both proceeded to do that and were soon rolling on the floor laughing away.

                  Haiz, can’t say much about their standard of Chinese but at least they are having fun with it.

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                    ppnqq
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                    I am facing the same problem with my child! She always tend to do direct translation as she is quite weak in Chinese and she is going to take her PSLE this year! Because of this, she could not write her Chinese compo well but she is very good in English Compo. Got to keep reminding her not to do direct translation for her Chinese but she said very difficult! :faint: :?:

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                      concern2
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                      Over heard my P4 niece to my P1 boy:


                      P4: There are 4 adults and each adult has 4 children. If the adults vote for the PAP and the children vote for the WP, who will win?
                      P1: WP lah!
                      P4: Wrong! Children cannot vote! Rahahahhaha!

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                        smurf
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                        Recalled something. Ds2 was in his dreamland on a weekday night. I went to tuck his blanket then I heard something, he seemed to be ‘eating’ something in his dream. So I whispered in his ear, ’ u dreaming of ice cream, chocolate and sweets ha? '


                        I thought there wouldn’t be any response, but he nodded!

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