Club FTWM

[poppy15]

Kissgurami:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.


Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.


But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

:rotflmao: i read this joke before.

[micollh]

Kissgurami:

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.


The Russians used a pencil.

:rotflmao:

:heresmyfish:

[Kissgurami]

LKVM, hehehehehe


Now I am feeling super duper sleepy.... :snooze:

[tigger88]

micollh:

got myself 3 dresses.. one tube.. muahah.. i think quite good offer all only 150 plus. normal price will be abt 100 per dress. so i think i should stop shopping liao.. just spent abt 120 plus for kids gymboree this week and 100 over for lady birds book.. cant seem to stop buying esp this month..but satisfied la

Wow, so envy!!! :rahrah:

[tigger88]

Feeling sleepy too. zzz

[micollh]

tigger88:

micollh:

got myself 3 dresses.. one tube.. muahah.. i think quite good offer all only 150 plus. normal price will be abt 100 per dress. so i think i should stop shopping liao.. just spent abt 120 plus for kids gymboree this week and 100 over for lady birds book.. cant seem to stop buying esp this month..but satisfied la

Wow, so envy!!! :rahrah:

i drink coffee le..now better.. dun envy. next year ur turn.. haaa..

[tigger88]

Next year? Need to save even more with more mouths to feed. I want to save $ so that I can go holiday with the whole family. But tough to bring kids for holidays. One or two kids still managable. Four? I cannot imagine. But I guess if really want to go, must bring all, I dun bear to leave them behind.

[micollh]

LKVM:

I just go toilet and drink lots of water feeling little awake now.. today was friday and I had biryani... so super sleepy

usually, i try to have light lunch, else i will be struck by sleeping spell.. bryani ohh... i miss them... maybe weekend go and eat..i like the one at little india.. the rest all cant compete.. any good bryani to recommend ?

[micollh]

tigger88:

Next year? Need to save even more with more mouths to feed. I want to save $ so that I can go holiday with the whole family. But tough to bring kids for holidays. One or two kids still managable. Four? I cannot imagine. But I guess if really want to go, must bring all, I dun bear to leave them behind.

also true.,. but i buy for CNY one.. usually cant find nice one when CNY approaching, so buy now.. i also cant imagine bringing 4 kids.. fainted..

[tigger88]

micollh:

tigger88:

Next year? Need to save even more with more mouths to feed. I want to save $ so that I can go holiday with the whole family. But tough to bring kids for holidays. One or two kids still managable. Four? I cannot imagine. But I guess if really want to go, must bring all, I dun bear to leave them behind.

also true.,. but i buy for CNY one.. usually cant find nice one when CNY approaching, so buy now.. i also cant imagine bringing 4 kids.. fainted..

From now till CNY is still a long way...I am sure you will still buy more...Xmas sales, new year sales...so many sales!!! :evil: